I *hate* Elf on a Shelf

But even the inappropriate things have been done. Hello! 2 dick in a boxes?

Okay new rule in the eddy household. Grown ups put Elf in compromising situations throughtout the night then to be determined named elf will find his final resting place in a more kid friendly location/postion.

I knew this damn thing was going to be fun!

Ohmygod , I haven't read all the responses, but I have to say that our B&N had these with stickers that said "Dark Skinned!"--exclamation point and all. I almost died.

I love you people.

That is all.

Screw the damn Elf, I want one of these:

This made me laugh. And read the sentence like, "These mommies have a very different understanding of the world. Cool."

Why do you hate me?

You can buy the boxes plain! I found them on amazon when I was poking around earlier this month.

For realz?!?!?!?!?

::runs off to Amazon to look::

Pixy, you just made this xmas the best xmas EVAR!

No. 3 is totally a photoshopped House.

I got this one:
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002RNKOM2/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00

It was the cheapest one I saw, lol.

Pixy WTF have you done??!!!!

I was just trying to share my new Elf purchase with H and then I started showing him some of the gifs. He looked at me and said that I need to go back to work because I clearly have too much time on my hands, lol. I told him he was a scrooge. Then he threatened to take a picture of me sleeping with the elf posing beside my boobs with a sign saying "Got Milk".

See the elf is already bringing us Christmas cheer and it hasn't even arrived!!

Elves (and gnomes) are universally creepy, no matter what.