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My dorm room in college had a sink in it. But the bathroom was down the hallway. I used to secretly pee in the sink when I really had to go.
One time I was on the phone (corded phone, 15 years ago) and was peeing in the sink, when I suddenly heard my roommate putting her key in the door....fuck, I tried to jump down and pull my pants up at the same time, but I was not so graceful. Or successful. My roommate Walked in on me face planted in the middle of the floor, bare-ass brumsky to the world, phone cord wrapped around my ankles. Busted.