IHO shama, share a fart story

We joke about poop and farts a lot but its very rare for us to actually fart in front of each other. Although one time I was giving him a beej and he totally farted. I was kind of stunned momentarily but just kept right on with what I was doing. Thankfully he was standing with his butt facing an open window so I wasn't marinating in his stench or anything.

When I first started this job I had gnarly farts one day. I just had to let one out while I was in my cubicle and go figure not 2 seconds later one of the supervisors comes over to get some information from me. I wanted to die of embarrassment. Poor lady got baptised in my foulness.

And for the finale, many years ago I had just lost my virginity to my first boyfriend and we were cuddling in bed when all of a sudden he rips the loudest, most godawful putrid fart. It was so wrong, I swear it just lingered forever and I actually gagged it was so horrible. He finally had to open the windows and spray some febreeze because it would not go away, but he thought it was hilarious.