I give you the most anti-climactic resignation.

I was out of the office until about 5:30 today. I was planning to resign tomorrow but decided to run back and type out my letter today. Other Guy (meaning not Sociopath) was in a meeting, and I didn't want to wait around, so I just took it to Sociopath's office.

Me: Well, I wanted to wait until you and Other Guy were together, but I don't know when he'll be done. I want to let you know I'm resigning.
Sociopath: OK. That's...I...we were having some problems.
Me: I got a job in Washington D.C.
Sociopath: Good for you....why did you ask off for days in October?
Me: Because I just got the position today, and I thought I was still going to be here.
Sociopath: OK. Do you have a copy of this [my letter] for Other Guy?
Me: No, just the one.
Sociopath: OK, go put it on his desk.

Before he said "we were having some problems," I could tell that he was about to say that he was expecting this. So yeah, I'm pretty sure they were trying to push me out, and this just solidifies my decision.

Now we'll just see if I get my last paycheck...