Tonight's fun

"Beautiful Church in Richmond, IN, Fully Furnished, Pastors Office, Sunday School Rooms, Kitchen, Piano, Organ. All you need is somone that is willing to preach, even have bibles for you. I would like to swap this church for a house in Hawaii, please ask about the parsonage also. We also have a two bedroom parsonage in the country. The value of the house and the church is about 120,000 dollars. We figure it's worth offering. God bless. If your interested please email with your house details. "

Prosperity gospel indeed!

"We are looking for a nanny willing to help with our 7 children. It would mainly be the two infants that we have. The other are pretty much able to take care of themselves. We live on a 30 acre property and offer as compensation a 2 bedroom 1 bath cottage on the property. If you are interested please email back with information about your self. "

Unpaid for 7 kids, 2 of them infants. Awesome. Oh, and it's BFE on the Big Island, too.

Angryharpy found a good one recently in the jobs section that started as a legit job posting and ended with something like, And oh haaaay, BTW, maybe we can do the whole office sexual fantasy thing!

"well we had a cat and dog that we had to get rid of cause of money issues... well we are back on track and i promised we could get a cat. prefer a kitten but a cat will do as well. i live on fort stewart in south bryan and i can not travel any farther then hineville cause i get lost easily. . or a small dag that stays small and is potty trained and friendly with kids. thanx "

Is there a reason dude couldn't get his gel nails at a salon like everyone else?

Shades of Gray Entertainment is looking for 1 male caucasian actor between the ages of 30-36 and 1 African American Actor between the ages of 30-36 for its new film titled '25 Years' the sory of two brothers in search of redemption after years of separation. Filming is scheduled to begin September 8th and conclude November 3rd filiming Saturdays only between the hours of 7am-6pm. Please visit DerekLGray.com to view previous productions and respond to ad if interested.

Thanks,

Derek L. Gray

Location: DMV
Compensation: $20.00 per week (8 week shoot)



big spenders here.

So people are into hunger strike porn?

OMFG

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Yes. You read that right. I want to impregnate a woman. Single, married, whatever. I've got good genes and love the idea of creating life. It's hot. I don't want to partake in the child's life, though. I'm looking for a woman or couple who would be willing to raise the child by themselves and not ask that I do anything. No money, no visits, no nothing. ALSO, be responsible yourself. I'm not going to do this with someone who clearly has no business having a kid. Although I don't want to be involved after the fact, I would still require that the child be brought into a healthy situation in which he/she will receive all the financial and emotional support necessary.

As for the act itself, I'm no greek God in the pants, but I'm extremely thorough in bed. Never since my first time has ANY lady felt unsatisfied with me. And obviously, you'll need to provide records showing you're clean. I'm not trying to take a souvenir away from this. This will be an anonymous encounter, as well. Pseudonyms. No names, and that goes for both parties. I don't need you getting into a financial heap and breaking the agreement. After you confirm you are pregnant (this will be our only contact between attempts and after the last session), there will be no contact. I don't even live in NC (just here temporarily) so don't even try.

So if you are single, want a child, don't want a "baby daddy", and are in a stable situation, you qualify. If you're a couple looking to have a kid but the man is sterile, are ok with me dropping some seeds in the woman, and are stable, you qualify.

To those who are judging. Yes, this is clearly a fetish thing. And no, I will not get into an ethical argument with someone. If you're replying and want me to reply back, it will be a serious inquiry. All others will just be ignored."

Do you want to be Daddy's little girl? Do you want the daddy you never had?
Sit on Daddy's lap and tell me anything. Daddy will hold you tight and you'll feel protected and loved.
Daddy will spank you when u are a naughty little girl.
Daddy's little girl is 18-29, athletic/slim, sexy with curves only in the right places.
The relationship will be one that is loving, emotional and physical.
Daddy is 6'1, 188lbs, mid 40s, looks real young, semi retired, athletic, and handsome. Very high moral, upstanding guy.
You should be sweet, good natured, and place a high importance on having a Daddy in your life.
Daddy will show you a great time in anything we do. Not a financial arrangement.

===Send some pics 4 Daddy to respond. Head to toe or something close would be nice, so Daddy can see you.
+++Please put "spanking " in the subject line so I know it's not spam.
Love-Daddy

First Finding, linky

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Do Not Send Jewelry to Nigeria - $100

This is a courtesy alert from That Computer Chick 2 in _______. If someone contacts you, trying to purchase your jewelry and asks you to request the money from your PayPay account and then send the item(s) to Nigeria, do not send anything to anyone until you actually receive the funds into your account. They will follow up by sending you a fake email, supposedly from PayPal, asking you for a shipping tracking number before they can transfer the funds. Once you ship the item, it is gone. Any legitimate emails from PayPal will address you by name. Anything that starts with, "Dear Valued Customer," etc. is a fake. These people will even offer you $100-150 for shipping, but the money will never hit your PayPal account. Please be aware.

How much you wanna bet these people smell like patchouli (at best).

Calling in the perfect home space for Me, My beloved, and our 4 week old fetus in my womb.
Open to all possibilities and have much to offer as straight cash agreement or open to caretake/ worktrade oppertunities depending on situation...
We are two hard working. reliable and conscious earth minded people... i have reliable income and references.
I work full time as a server and go to massage school. My partner is a business man multi skilled and faceted , music producer and promoter, as well as organic gardener,.
We are greatly talented in organic gardening, agriculture, music and business strategy.
I have ran and operated business', personal assisted, managed and worked with the land and people for the last ten years and also set up structures for sustainable community models...

Open to all potential opportunities.... looking for at least four or five months grounding home if not longer, while i finish lomi massage school...

bwahaha totally not save for work

savannah.craigslist.org/rnr/3015465354.html

Not safe for the food digesting in my stomach!!!!!1111