I found this gem on the bu.mp

Lend a hand? How about you just stop being a greedy AW. JFC! Just when you think things can't get any more ridiculous...

OMG

I'm crying from laughing so hard!

LO-fucking-L.

I am bummed it was DD before I got to read the responses!

OMG this is terrible and hilarious all at once.

Yeah, throw one for myself. Buy me some crap so that my DH and I can bone in the hopes of pro-creating. Awesome idea for a shower.

I don't know, it has possibilities...you could play games like "who can pee on a strip and get a result the fastest", "what position to ensure a boy/girl", and "who can eat a bowl of pineapple first".

I think my eyes are stuck in the back of my head from rolling them so hard!

There is no way I would go to this party. Even if I was the guest of honor. Nope. Not happening.

:Y:

I'd be tempted to show up with a box of condoms.

This was actually my first thought. Ha!

Well if it wasn't awkward to begin with, it is certainly awkward now.