Just realized something awkward

[thedahliharpa]

My high school BFF got engaged over the holidays. I'm super excited for her. She was my MOH 7 years ago but she kind of went MIA doing her own thing until we reconnected last year. I'm sure we will go to her wedding but one of her brothers was my highschool BF/my first and things ended awkwardly when he became a hardcore Mormon and dumped me. we have not communicated since but we see each other's comments on her FB posts. He is now married and I wonder if his wife will know we used to bang...

[dojo]

Hmmmm... You'll know if she's shooting daggers from her eyes at you all night.

[Deleted]

Eh....who cares. I think a lot of people used to bang other people before they got married.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Or if she comes at you with a copy of the Book.

Or, perhaps a suggestion of being Sisterwives?

Sent from the future.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:17:44 GMT -5 hoodyhoo said:

Eh....who cares. I think a lot of people used to bang other people before they got married.

Sent from the future.

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Jan 4, 2013 17:18:21 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Or if she comes at you with a copy of the Book.

Or, perhaps a suggestion of being Sisterwives?

Sent from the future.

HAAHAAAAAAA! This made me LOL! ;D

[thedahliharpa]

She is also hardcore LDS so I wonder if she even knows. Basically when he went back to the church it was like he erased 3 years of his/my life.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:20:26 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

She is also hardcore LDS so I wonder if she even knows. Basically when he went back to the church it was like he erased 3 years of his/my life.

Do they have a gillion kids?

Sent from the future.

[thedahliharpa]

Jan 4, 2013 17:17:44 GMT -5 hoodyhoo said:

Eh....who cares. I think a lot of people used to bang other people before they got married.

Yeah, I just prefer not to see them/talk to them.

[charlielove]

Was his family Mormon or did this come out of nowhere? Are they FLDS? I'm just picturing her with her big poofy updo and bangs, and a dress down to her ankles and white nurse shoes - don't ruin it for me.

[thedahliharpa]

Jan 4, 2013 17:22:17 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:20:26 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

She is also hardcore LDS so I wonder if she even knows. Basically when he went back to the church it was like he erased 3 years of his/my life.

Do they have a gillion kids?

Sent from the future.

Not yet, they are both doing extended degree related things. Well from what I gathered from her blog that I might have once stalked.

[TrudyCampbell]

Jan 4, 2013 17:23:26 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Was his family Mormon or did this come out of nowhere? Are they FLDS? I'm just picturing her with her big poofy updo and bangs, and a dress down to her ankles and white nurse shoes - don't ruin it for me.

If this is true, then you will most definitely look hotter than she will.

[TrudyCampbell]

Jan 4, 2013 17:23:26 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Was his family Mormon or did this come out of nowhere? Are they FLDS? I'm just picturing her with her big poofy updo and bangs, and a dress down to her ankles and white nurse shoes - don't ruin it for me.

If this is true, then you will most definitely look hotter than she will.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:24:48 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:22:17 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Do they have a gillion kids?

Sent from the future.

Not yet, they are both doing extended degree related things. Well from what I gathered from her blog that I might have once stalked.

Of course.

Sent from the future.

[thedahliharpa]

Jan 4, 2013 17:23:26 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Was his family Mormon or did this come out of nowhere? Are they FLDS? I'm just picturing her with her big poofy updo and bangs, and a dress down to her ankles and white nurse shoes - don't ruin it for me.

His family was when they were little kids until his parents split and his mom remarried. During his Jr/Sr year his mom/stepdad relocated and he was taken in by a large Mormon family so he could finish highschool . Shortly after there was a terrible van accident and 7 of the 8 teens/young adults were killed. He became their new son and went hardcore. No, she wears regular clothes. Sorry. But my bestie and the rest of his family were not allowed to go to his wedding.

[Deleted]

Jan 4, 2013 17:18:49 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:17:44 GMT -5 hoodyhoo said:

Eh....who cares. I think a lot of people used to bang other people before they got married.

Sent from the future.

What am I getting the question mark eyes for? I just mean a lot of people don't get married as virgins. So to me, its not a big deal to see H's ex.

ETA....I guess thinking about his wife being a Mormon, if she knows then it could be awkward. But if she knows and it was a big deal, she wouldn't have married him. So I don't think she will stare daggers into you.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:31:10 GMT -5 hoodyhoo said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:18:49 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Sent from the future.

What am I getting the question mark eyes for? I just mean a lot of people don't get married as virgins. So to me, its not a big deal to see H's ex.

I was joking. I slutted up in my heyday.

Sent from the future.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:30:46 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:23:26 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Was his family Mormon or did this come out of nowhere? Are they FLDS? I'm just picturing her with her big poofy updo and bangs, and a dress down to her ankles and white nurse shoes - don't ruin it for me.

His family was when they were little kids until his parents split and his mom remarried. During his Jr/Sr year his mom/stepdad relocated and he was taken in by a large Mormon family so he could finish highschool . Shortly after there was a terrible van accident and 7 of the 8 teens/young adults were killed. He became their new son and went hardcore. No, she wears regular clothes. Sorry. But my bestie and the rest of his family were not allowed to go to his wedding.

Did they get married in the Tabernacle?

Sent from the future.

[Deleted]

Ok lol. I was thinking....Dorothy was a virgin? Huh, never would have thought that. Hor.

[monkeybabe]

Jan 4, 2013 17:30:46 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

His family was when they were little kids until his parents split and his mom remarried. During his Jr/Sr year his mom/stepdad relocated and he was taken in by a large Mormon family so he could finish highschool . Shortly after there was a terrible van accident and 7 of the 8 teens/young adults were killed. He became their new son and went hardcore. No, she wears regular clothes. Sorry. But my bestie and the rest of his family were not allowed to go to his wedding.

Did they get married in the temple? Sorry to any Mormons or members of other religions on the board that do this, but fuck not letting someone's mom come to their wedding because it's in your freaking church and they're not one of you.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:34:02 GMT -5 hoodyhoo said:

Ok lol. I was thinking....Dorothy was a virgin? Huh, never would have thought that. Hor.

I'm a born-again virgin. Mostly.

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[charlielove]

Huh. Well it'll be awkward for sure.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:36:21 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Huh. Well it'll be awkward for sure.

Or hilarious!

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[thedahliharpa]

Jan 4, 2013 17:34:00 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:30:46 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

His family was when they were little kids until his parents split and his mom remarried. During his Jr/Sr year his mom/stepdad relocated and he was taken in by a large Mormon family so he could finish highschool . Shortly after there was a terrible van accident and 7 of the 8 teens/young adults were killed. He became their new son and went hardcore. No, she wears regular clothes. Sorry. But my bestie and the rest of his family were not allowed to go to his wedding.

Did they get married in the Tabernacle?

Sent from the future.

Just a temple. Am I missing a joke here :-)

[jfh]

Funny story: we went to my ex's wedding a few years ago, but DH didn't know he was my ex. I wasn't hiding it from him, it just hadn't come up. Said ex is VERY hot. At dinner at the reception, DH says, "so why did you and B never date?"

Uhhhh....

[charlielove]

Jan 4, 2013 17:36:58 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:36:21 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Huh. Well it'll be awkward for sure.

Or hilarious!

Sent from the future.

Awkwardly hilarious. I always get uneasy around hardcore Mormons, I feel secretly judged. I'll be sitting their drinking my coffee, let a swear word slip and then wonder what they must be thinking of me!

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:38:17 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:34:00 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Did they get married in the Tabernacle?

Sent from the future.

Just a temple. Am I missing a joke here :-)

Isn't the big main temple the Tabernacle? My only knowledge of Mormons comes from stereotypes, Mitt Romney and this guy from my high school named Heath.

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[thedahliharpa]

Jan 4, 2013 17:38:19 GMT -5 jfh said:

Funny story: we went to my ex's wedding a few years ago, but DH didn't know he was my ex. I wasn't hiding it from him, it just hadn't come up. Said ex is VERY hot. At dinner at the reception, DH says, "so why did you and B never date?"

Uhhhh....

Ha!

DH knows about this guy but she has 3 or 4 brothers so unless he remembers his name he won't know which one it was.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 4, 2013 17:39:01 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:36:58 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Or hilarious!

Sent from the future.

Awkwardly hilarious. I always get uneasy around hardcore Mormons, I feel secretly judged. I'll be sitting their drinking my coffee, let a swear word slip and then wonder what they must be thinking of me!

See you in (Mormon) hell, then!

Sent from the future.

[charlielove]

Jan 4, 2013 17:41:31 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jan 4, 2013 17:38:17 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Just a temple. Am I missing a joke here :-)

Isn't the big main temple the Tabernacle? My only knowledge of Mormons comes from stereotypes, Mitt Romney and this guy from my high school named Heath.

Sent from the future.

That's where the Mormon Tabernacle Choir are located, so yes.