Let's clear the air here

[ilovesawyer]

lucy,

I never said I had looks. You keep saying you are pretty, but yet aren't you a secretary?

Miso,

The last time I checked Louisiana is in the South, which I mentioned. Are you sure you are smarter than average?

[janegold]

Secretaries can never be pretty!

[Deleted]

I'm not only smarter than average.

I'm smarter than you are.

[fuckyourcouch]

i, for one, have never seen a pretty secretary.

[Deleted]

Omg. Beautiful people are EVERYWHERE. They don't need to be actresses/models/whatthefuckever.

[lemondrop]

Jan 13, 2013 21:23:39 GMT -5 ilovesawyer said:

lucy,

I never said I had looks. You keep saying you are pretty, but yet aren't you a secretary?

Miso,

The last time I checked Louisiana is in the South, which I mentioned. Are you sure you are smarter than average?

Do your batteries need changed? Because this (points up) makes no fucking sense.

[housegeek]

Jan 13, 2013 21:24:13 GMT -5 janegold said:

Secretaries can never be pretty!

Duh, that's insecure bitch rule #1!

[Deleted]

All secretaries are homely and terrible to have to look at.

[ilovesawyer]

What commercials and appearances? I want to see if you are telling the truth. You knew I was asking that in that thread, you just have not done anything and you did not want to answer it.

[jane6672]

lolol @ Miso living in Louisiana.

[Deleted]

Jan 13, 2013 21:25:55 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

Jan 13, 2013 21:25:06 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Omg. Beautiful people are EVERYWHERE. They don't need to be actresses/models/whatthefuckever.

that's just something ugly people say.

Duh. I'm just a SAHM. That means I must be, what? -5 on the hotness scale?

[MWOS]

Jan 13, 2013 21:27:27 GMT -5 ilovesawyer said:

What commercials and appearances? I want to see if you are telling the truth. You knew I was asking that in that thread, you just have not done anything and you did not want to answer it.

SHUT IT DOWN

[janegold]

I have been so entertained by these threads and it keeps getting funnier as sawyer becomes more and more unravelled.

[housegeek]

Jan 13, 2013 21:27:27 GMT -5 ilovesawyer said:

What commercials and appearances? I want to see if you are telling the truth. You knew I was asking that in that thread, you just have not done anything and you did not want to answer it.

^Crosses the line into creepy stalkerville....

[fuckyourcouch]

yeah, if i was nic, i would totally send you my resume.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 13, 2013 21:29:51 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Should I attach my SSN to that too?

2 forms of ID, mother's maiden name, stool sample

[kcr1972]

Excluding sawyers that is.

Sawyers I really hope for your sake you are pretty because you are NOT kind and you sure as fuck are not smart and well as far as the important only your mama can answer that one.

[Deleted]

POST YOUR HEAD SHOT, SAWYER.

[Kore]

Oh shit. I live in the south & have strangers tell me I'm beautiful on the reg. I seriously win at life.

[ilovesawyer]

V,
I said I looked like a model in my headshot, but I don't look like that when I get up in the morning. Jesus, how did you get your job?

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 13, 2013 21:31:09 GMT -5 Kore said:

Oh shit. I live in the south & have strangers tell me I'm beautiful on the reg. I seriously win at life.

i'm sorry, you are considered a troll in other metropolitan areas. ({) (})

[lemondrop]

Jan 13, 2013 21:28:40 GMT -5 janegold said:

I have been so entertained by these threads and it keeps getting funnier as sawyer becomes more and more unravelled.

Yup. I couldn't have even dreamed this thread would get so awesome.

[Kore]

Jan 13, 2013 21:31:42 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Jan 13, 2013 21:31:09 GMT -5 Kore said:

Oh shit. I live in the south & have strangers tell me I'm beautiful on the reg. I seriously win at life.

i'm sorry, you are considered a troll in other metropolitan areas.

Noo. She said a NYC 10 is a southern/LA 5. I'd be, like, a 20 in NYC.

[Deleted]

Jan 13, 2013 21:32:50 GMT -5 Kore said:

Jan 13, 2013 21:31:42 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

i'm sorry, you are considered a troll in other metropolitan areas.

Noo. She said a NYC 10 is a southern/LA 5. I'd be, like, a 20 in NYC.

Yup. She made NYC uglier. LOL.

[janegold]

Jan 13, 2013 21:31:42 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Jan 13, 2013 21:31:09 GMT -5 Kore said:

Oh shit. I live in the south & have strangers tell me I'm beautiful on the reg. I seriously win at life.

i'm sorry, you are considered a troll in other metropolitan areas.

Oh no, didn't you know that the South and LouisiAngeles are the country's leading regions in beauty? Sawyer has declared it so!

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 13, 2013 21:34:47 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jan 13, 2013 21:32:50 GMT -5 Kore said:

Noo. She said a NYC 10 is a southern/LA 5. I'd be, like, a 20 in NYC.

Yup. She made NYC uglier. LOL.

well apparently i'm not only average-ugly yet somehow full of myself, i'm stupid!

[ilovesawyer]

My headshot was for jobs and it was from 10 years ago. I don't go out looking like that. because I want people to see what I really look like.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 13, 2013 21:39:44 GMT -5 ilovesawyer said:

My headshot was for jobs and it was from 10 years ago. I don't go out looking like that. because I want people to see what I really look like.

except for the people you were trying to get a job with?

[Deleted]

Can you post a photo of yourself sans makeup and one with makeup?

[meggers5]

Can we include Canada in the hotness scale? I assume we're all below average, otherwise we'd be using our looks to move somewhere warmer.