Very random hypothetical sexual scenario

[annyong]

[eb777888]

Dealbreaker.

But I have no tolerance for weird freaky. A blow up doll would have me running for the hills, no doubt.

[eb777888]

Feb 2, 2013 1:04:39 GMT -5 mp said:

aw this thread reminds me of Lars and the Real Girl. It's rather endearing when it's Ryan Gosling ... but in real life? Nope. No thank you.

Yes!! I loved that movie! Ahhhhh, fiction.

[verycontrary247]

Yes, that would be a dealbreaker.

Also, I googled Real Doll and decided if I were to ever purchase one, I think this beauty would be the right fit for me. Can't have her be too pretty or I'll feel insecure all the time.

[kaybee85]

Feb 2, 2013 3:27:06 GMT -5 verycontrary247 said:

Yes, that would be a dealbreaker.

Also, I googled Real Doll and decided if I were to ever purchase one, I think this beauty would be the right fit for me. Can't have her be too pretty or I'll feel insecure all the time.

I've come back to this picture 3 times just to laugh at the eyes. IS SHE LOOKING AT ME OR WHAT?

[SKP82]

There was a Real Sex episode with a guy who had one. He had made up her personality. He was in a "relationship" with her. If I recall correctly, he was getting ready to purchase a 2nd doll and his first one was "jealous."

Fucking weird.

[curtains]

Feb 2, 2013 3:27:06 GMT -5 verycontrary247 said:

Yes, that would be a dealbreaker.

Also, I googled Real Doll and decided if I were to ever purchase one, I think this beauty would be the right fit for me. Can't have her be too pretty or I'll feel insecure all the time.

OMG - The blue one was less scarey..

[hurricanedrunk]

Deal breaker. Soooo creepy.

[meganew]

The only person it wouldn't be a deal breaker for is Ryan Gosling!

[Deleted]

Deal breaker. I'm gagging over the cleanliness factor more than the weird factor.

[messykitchen]

I think it would be awesome, as long as he didn't have a doll/human/threesome scenario in his head.

Real Dolls are a work of art.

But, I am odd. And I'd buy one myself if I had an extra 7 grand hanging around LOL.

[sporky]

Feb 2, 2013 7:20:48 GMT -5 curtains said:

Feb 2, 2013 3:27:06 GMT -5 verycontrary247 said:

Yes, that would be a dealbreaker.

Also, I googled Real Doll and decided if I were to ever purchase one, I think this beauty would be the right fit for me. Can't have her be too pretty or I'll feel insecure all the time.

OMG - The blue one was less scarey..

I'm not the only one who sees LaToya Jackson here, right?!

[pantsparty]

Feb 2, 2013 0:55:16 GMT -5 tators said:

Feb 2, 2013 0:32:29 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

There's a documentary on real dolls. Creepy as fuck. One of the dudes had to get his doll's vagina replaced. You know, wear and tear. :vomit smiley here:

I want to watch this! Not the wear and tear part... just the documentary..

Here's part 1 of Guys and Dolls. You've been warned!

[pantsparty]

Here's a gem from one of the comments on the video. I think we now have to change "I feel sorry for your husband" to "I feel sorry for your provider slave."

The doll also does not extract child support or alimony out of these poor lonely men they also don't produce offspring and a 30 year mortgage to support a woman and kids, the doll also doesn't require a 60 hour work week along with ulcers and other stress related illness. I will gladly sleep with a doll over being a provider slave any day.

[pantsparty]

Feb 2, 2013 9:26:59 GMT -5 sporky said:

Feb 2, 2013 7:20:48 GMT -5 curtains said:

OMG - The blue one was less scarey..

I'm not the only one who sees LaToya Jackson here, right?!

You and me, sporky. Holy shit.

[Deleted]

Dealbreaker. But out of curiosity, I went to the website. Elena and Michelle are kind of pretty. In a doll way... Ok, that sounded really fucking weird.

[Deleted]

OMG they have an Avatar doll. LMFAO!

[angelaa73]

I could not run away fast enough. what a fucking creeper

[underwaterrhymes]

I'm generally a very open-minded person.

But yeah, no.

Pocket vag? No biggie. Humansized doll with lifelike vagina? Fly your freak flag, brother; I just won't be flying it with you.

[Deleted]

I think the main difference between a guy using a fleshlight or pocket pussy and a full on real doll... is that the guys with the real dolls tend to humanize them and form "relationships" with them as a crutch or a substitute for real human interaction. And that is more of a red flag than just being kinky/incorporating toys in sex.

PS: DID I MENTION THEY ARE UNSANITARY AS FUCK?? DOLL FULL OF SPOOGE!

[Deleted]

Bye.

[berbles]

Feb 2, 2013 7:20:41 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

There was a Real Sex episode with a guy who had one. He had made up her personality. He was in a "relationship" with her. If I recall correctly, he was getting ready to purchase a 2nd doll and his first one was "jealous."

Fucking weird.

That was the aforementioned Davecat. 

[Deleted]

Creepy! Total deal breaker. I know we get a vibrator, but dude...get a flesh light or something! There's a HUGE difference in having a vibe or dildo and having a whole damn doll attached to it.

[SKP82]

Feb 2, 2013 16:33:05 GMT -5 berbles said:

Feb 2, 2013 7:20:41 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

There was a Real Sex episode with a guy who had one. He had made up her personality. He was in a "relationship" with her. If I recall correctly, he was getting ready to purchase a 2nd doll and his first one was "jealous."

Fucking weird.

That was the aforementioned Davecat. 

Ah.  I didn't remember his name.

[papie]

I think I need one of those for my husband. OMG he is so fucking horny today, and I'm sick and still on my period. And have hemorrhoids, so no buttsex (yw). I will kick him in the balls if he tries one more time.

[bab]

I would run

[sawyerthedestroyer]

[mirandahobbes]

THREESOME!




Or not...

[mamasaurus]

Feb 2, 2013 0:26:54 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Any guy that can hump this has GOT to be a weirdo!

Ok, if he has this one? Dealbreaker for sure. Those eyebrows would give me nightmares.

[wrathofkuus]

Eww, this just reminded me of a book I read as a teen, and I had todo an internet search to figure out what it was.

It was Pin by Andrew Neiderman.