Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Feb 27, 2013 19:39:10 GMT -5
1. I had to leave work early to get Cambria from school, she had a temp of 102.6. When Client found out, his lost his fucking SHIT, and tried to run out of the room, start punching, etc, and had to be escorted down to Emotional Support, where he batted his giant eyelashes at me and told me he would miss me and to tell my baby to get better. SHIT. 2. She has RSV, andplusalso an ear infection. She got 3 injections of something, which the doctor hopes is aggressive enough of a treatment to keep her out of the hospital. 3. I am taking off work tomorrow, and Jason is taking off Friday. 4. CAMBRIA PEED IN THE POTTY TONIGHT! SURPRISE! She was as shocked as we were and we promptly scared the shit out of her squealing and I think we set progress back. 5. Kristen threw SUCH a hysterical fit this morning. I tried to type out a post for you guys, but I can't properly express the sounds with type, so I am considering recording myself.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Lol. My poor husband didn't think about the fact that he was flying up north when he left this morning and he got on the plane wearing a t-shirt and light hoodie. He had to stand outside in -10 weather waiting for his shuttle. Haha. I won't see him until mid march
Ok. omfg, my mom. Today I checked my fb and apparently she decided it was a swell idea to post a link on my wall about blowjobs and depression or some stupid shit. Wtmf. The link had BLOWJOBS, in caps, bold, and like size 100 and there was a picture of a half naked chick sucking on a Popsicle. For real? I have all my aunts and uncles, H's aunts and uncles, and his cousin who constantly posts about loving Jesus so much. Who knows who saw this. This is going to make things super awkward at the next family get together..Thanks mom! Fuck.
Post by nightandday on Feb 27, 2013 19:53:45 GMT -5
I am planning a 5 course dinner for Sunday. no reason, just like cooking. Nothing that I want to make "goes together" but i don't care. I'm making it anyway and drinking so much wine.
GOAB-was her account hacked? I've had a few odd postings to my wall before by different people, and it was usually spam from their account being hacked and used.
I'm annoyed with DH. He's OOT, called him so DD could say goodnight really quick. He said he's wrapping something up, will call back in 10 minutes. Yeah, 25 minutes later still no call.
This was a really long freaking day. I'm going to bed now.
@misoangry - I told my H that one of 'the girls' ate iguana, he said, 'on purpose'? lol, he's from PR if any is wondering, they are sort of a problem there.
It took me about three times to realize that I hadn't missed anything and there HADN'T been a horrible incident with someone's child and pet.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I saw someone in the hospital today that I thought was wearing those fake Bubba teeth. They werent fake.
The lady that runs the golf cart to ferry people from the parking lot to the hospital yelled at me for walking on the wrong side of the parking lot. It's a fucking parking lot. It doesn't have a right side to walk on.
I could not handle that. I would have been so uncool.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
GOAB-was her account hacked? I've had a few odd postings to my wall before by different people, and it was usually spam from their account being hacked and used.
Not hacked. I know she did it on purpose because she messaged me a while after and asked why I deleted it and if I read it. Ugh.
nightandday I didn't read it. I deleted that shit right quick. Lol.
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Feb 27, 2013 20:05:52 GMT -5
The teeth. I would have made an ass of myself staring and trying to figure out why someone was wearing fake teeth, and then a penis of myself trying to pretend I hadn't been staring and thinking that and IT'S COOL, LADY, I SWEAR, WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT, I HAVE SNAGGLETOOTHED FRIENDS!!!!
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by Saint Monica on Feb 27, 2013 20:11:12 GMT -5
Another attorney send me a 120 page fax today. It made me so mad I had a tightening feeling in my forehead for about 5 min. It was so intense it scared me.
Post by averyjessup on Feb 27, 2013 20:11:36 GMT -5
I got hipster glasses from some website that had a coupon code on FB, they ended up being like $16 when all was said and done so I figured why not. The ones that are shaped like Rayban Wayfarers except they're vision glasses, not sunglasses. They're actually really cute even though I feel a little ridiculous in them.
Another attorney send me a 120 page fax today. It made me so mad I had a tightening feeling in my forehead for about 5 min. It was so intense it scared me.
I can't keep track of you anymore, because I keep getting you confused with mschandlerbong. It's giving me the vapors, a bit. That or it's all the albuterol.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
The lady that runs the golf cart to ferry people from the parking lot to the hospital yelled at me for walking on the wrong side of the parking lot. It's a fucking parking lot. It doesn't have a right side to walk on.
@squirrleymom you should have a package before the end of the day tomorrow. I hope DS likes it!
H is going to attempt to fix my phone screen tonight. He said there is a possibility we might be buying me a new phone tonight/tomorrow. I was like greeeat. I should have taken it to a phone doctor.
I made a goulash-ish dish for dinner tonight and didn't have tomato sauce. I had to use tomato paste and I didn't have enough to make enough sauce..only had about 1 cup of sauce. Cue dry meat. Ugh.
SOMEONE ACTUALLY CALLED MY PARENTS' HOUSE TODAY TO SEE WHETHER MY DAD HAD A CAR MY MOM WOULD BE WILLING TO SELL. It was someone who had seen the obit. Are you fucking kidding me?? My mom answered the phone. I so wish it had been me. I would have unleashed.
I keep trying to think of something to say, but I can't.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
It's my grandpa's birthday. I was worried that he'd be bummed, since my grandma's passing and everything but he sounded really really good on the phone. I'm going to have to call him more. I miss him.
I'm surprising H on Friday with a dinner to Bennihanna downtown. He's never been and I want to celebrate my raise and bonus.
My douche bag of a dog got into a stack of my grandpa's recipes and ripped them to shreds. I am not pleased.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
We (45 8th graders and 6 sponsors) leave for DC on Friday night at 11:30 p.m., drive to Kansas City, fly to DC, get there around 10 a.m. Saturday, tour all day, and land at the hotel at 9:30 at night.
I am tired just thinking about it.
Oh, and I went through all day thinking it was Friday. WTH. That makes tomorrow last forrreeevvvveeeerrrr.
SOMEONE ACTUALLY CALLED MY PARENTS' HOUSE TODAY TO SEE WHETHER MY DAD HAD A CAR MY MOM WOULD BE WILLING TO SELL. It was someone who had seen the obit. Are you fucking kidding me?? My mom answered the phone. I so wish it had been me. I would have unleashed.
SOMEONE ACTUALLY CALLED MY PARENTS' HOUSE TODAY TO SEE WHETHER MY DAD HAD A CAR MY MOM WOULD BE WILLING TO SELL. It was someone who had seen the obit. Are you fucking kidding me?? My mom answered the phone. I so wish it had been me. I would have unleashed.
We got a letter (addressed to "_____ family") a week after my mom died asking about purchasing her house (it's in a good location). It was dated the day of her death, but made no reference to that fact or even offering any condolences (not that it would have helped). I was livid, and tempted to contact the writers to scream at them. People really suck sometimes.
editing because I've now read page 2: I wore a dark sweater and black skirt to my mother's funeral. I had some stress about it, too, because I knew people would be looking at me, so I get where you're coming from. No one was judging my outfit, but I still felt somewhat self-conscious.
SOMEONE ACTUALLY CALLED MY PARENTS' HOUSE TODAY TO SEE WHETHER MY DAD HAD A CAR MY MOM WOULD BE WILLING TO SELL. It was someone who had seen the obit. Are you fucking kidding me?? My mom answered the phone. I so wish it had been me. I would have unleashed.
Post by daisyheadmaizie on Feb 27, 2013 21:09:58 GMT -5
Ugh, @tambcat , that is so fucked up. People can be so awful. Also, I freaked out trying to pick clothes for my dad's funeral. DH found me sitting in a mountain of clothes, crying. I ended up wearing a black skirt, black cami, and a grey cardigan. Nobody, but me, cared what i was wearing. You will look great no matter what you wear.