Have you ever met a penis that was too big?

[cleo29]

It has only happened to me once and the size alone made me not even want to try. We are talking 12" and the diameter of a coke can. 

I actually felt badly for him.

[eb777888]

No.

[MWOS]

yes.

where is Ombligo?

knee penis!

[speckledfrog]

I haven't met a lot of penises but that sounds too big for me.

[Saint Monica]

yes, I made an attempt and I failed.  I'm okay with my failure.

[cleo29]

Mar 25, 2013 22:05:46 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

I haven't met a lot of penises but that sounds too big for me.

It was... a lot. lol

[birdistheword]

Lol. No. I did meet one that was intimidatingly large once, but everything worked out.

[Deleted]

I've only met two penises and they were roughly the same size. One was girthier. That penis won.

[cleo29]

I think Liam's looks manageable.

And folks, I didn't even see this penis, I just felt it and that was enough for me. He had already warned me, but you hear a guy tell you he is really big down there and you don't expect THAT big.

[cleo29]

Mar 25, 2013 22:10:21 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

I've only met two penises and they were roughly the same size. One was girthier. That penis won.

Guys always act like it is all about the length and while that is important, girth is what can really make the biggest difference, imo.

I hope I don't sound like a total slut. lol

[eb777888]

Yes, it's girth. Girth is where it's at.

[muffin0]

I have only met H's (you horrrs - kidding!)

I just told him because he walked by as I was reading this and I was legit like 

He was just like yeah that's unfortunate. 

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I had one like that. I worked it like it was my job. The first time together was some trial and error, but once we figured it out, I wanted that all the time. Too bad it didn't work out.

[cleo29]

Mar 25, 2013 22:13:15 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

I have only met H's (you horrrs - kidding!)

I just told him because he walked by as I was reading this and I was legit like 

He was just like yeah that's unfortunate. 

He had legit issues with women in the sack due to his size. When you hear that you think it is just some BS story,but nope, I can totally believe it.

[MWOS]

I didn't have sex with knee penis. It would have been like giving birth in reverse.

[nursewife]

The person I lost my v card to was pretty big. Unfortunate that I was inexperienced back then.

[nursewife]

Mar 25, 2013 22:17:56 GMT -5 MWOS said:

I didn't have sex with knee penis. It would have been like giving birth in reverse.

Bahaha wow. That poor guy.

[Deleted]

Unfortunately, yes. That was a sad discovery. Things didn't work out for a lot of reasons, but the size made things overly complicated.

[verycontrary247]

Yes, it wasn't pleasant. Sex pretty much felt like getting punched in the uterus.

It was kind of sad because otherwise that dude was pretty awesome.

[cleo29]

I don't even want to think about how painful the first time after a vaginal birth would be with a guy that big. I don't think there is a enough lube in the world to make it better.

[muffin0]

There was a girl in HS that bragged about being able to use four fingers. (I'm honestly not sure if her low self esteem that caused her to be slutty or if she was just a liar who thought guys would like that.. I know a couple guys would make jokes and call her four fingers.. if she wasn't married I'd say we may have a girl for him

[cleo29]

Mar 25, 2013 22:23:17 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

There was a girl in HS that bragged about being able to use four fingers. (I'm honestly not sure if her low self esteem that caused her to be slutty or if she was just a liar who thought guys would like that.. I know a couple guys would make jokes and call her four fingers.. if she wasn't married I'd say we may have a girl for him

I knew a girl in high school that was known as "the walking mattress". :^) 

[SKP82]

Yes. I was like, "Let's just cuddle."

[TrudyCampbell]

I've only met two penises and I was very disappointed to learn that they were almost identical in size. I was excited for some penis variety! But...no.

I can't even imagine a coke can penis. I'm going to pretend its an urban legend.

[gault]

Not too big to handle, no.

[Deleted]

No, I am what is colloquially referred to as a "size queen".


*tap dances out of thread*

[CheshireGrin]

I've seen a fairly wide variety, but never an inordinately large one. BF is definitely larger than any other I've had in recent history, and I'd say that's working out pretty damn well.

[Chib]

Yes, and it belongs to my H. I'm used to it now, but at first it was a challenge.

I went to HS with a girl named Amanda who got around in school. She got caught giving a guy a handjob to a well-endowed guy during lunch and from now one she was nicknamed Handy Mandy.

[muffin0]

Mar 25, 2013 22:33:26 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Not too big, but giving head was quite a challenge. It was both long and super thick, with a particularly extra large head. There really wasn't much I could do with my mouth.

No complaints though.

I would puke.

Seriously.

The first two times I did it. I gagged myself, choked, coughed and puked. It was awesome.

(noitwasn't)