"For sure. In Italian culture, 'The breast, impressed me so much,' is a gesture of fidelity. If you respond with, 'Your balls are my face. Mucho bounce,' then you are agreeing to brunch with his madre." -snarkshark helping me with my dating problems.
"I just got 2 glasses out of one bottle of wine, this is a first, even for me, usually I get fish." - mofo and her magic wine.