So, I got this bridal shower invitation...

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You should buy her the fattest, floppiest dildo you can afford and some KY.

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Apr 29, 2013 9:18:40 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

I thought a personal shower meant you bought lingerie and other sexy items. I had never heard it being called a personal shower until some friends from Oklahoma told me that's what they call it there.

Yes we call it a personal shower here  
You have a bridal shower where you get the things you registered for and then your personal shower where you get pretty lingerie, etc. I actually did receive a dildo at my personal shower :/

[MrsAggie]

Interesting...I assumed lingerie shower too. Lingerie showers are very common around here during bachelorette parties. The last one I went to, the mom and FMIL were there AND FMIL picked one that she thought would be her sons favorite. Shit got weird that night...

[wambam]

Sex swing, obviously.

[So_Fetch]

Apr 29, 2013 9:28:51 GMT -5 daisybuchannan said:

Giant dildo.

Preferably double-headed.  You can't get more personal than that!

[anlo]

Apr 29, 2013 11:02:36 GMT -5 @aliciaroset said:

I came in here to say something that has been said 3 times, so go ML.
I just wanted to add that a friend, for her bridal shower, asked for makeup and skin stuff. She registered at Sephora. I mean, it's fine? whatever. but I thought it was weird.

You can register at Sephora?! Time for our vow renewal.

[Kit]

Apr 29, 2013 12:17:55 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

If they really don't need anything, a nice card outlining your donation to their favorite charity might be appropriate. I know very few people as fortunate as these two, who need nothing at all.

 Right?!  I just can't get over this. I know it's really not a big deal and none of my business, but if you don't need anything...YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOWER.  This is second marriage for both of them, the guy is loaded, and this whole thing just seems more "gift grabby" and less "celebratory."

 

[AHappierHour]

It weird and a little tacky but it's better them straight asking for gift cards and cash. I think I would get cute beach stuff like a bag, hat and flip flops .