I'm a wee bit drunk

[ashbridemd]

And haven't been here in a verrrry long while. So AMA if anyone cares. I'm insanely bored with the H OOT, and the baby at her Great-Grandmothers.

[brandienee]

What are you drinking? And wanna take an extra for me? I have coffee so I can finish writing a paper.

[ashbridemd]

No, you're not confused. I've sort of just gotten into the habit of calling him my husband. The wedding is right around the corner, though!

[pursemeatballs]

Well, this could be interesting.

[ashbridemd]

Apr 30, 2013 20:44:47 GMT -5 brandienee said:

What are you drinking? And wanna take an extra for me? I have coffee so I can finish writing a paper.

Well, I started off with a nice Margarita. And now I have moved on to the Moscato. Cheers to you! :drink:

[vicky]

Where the fuck did you crawl back in from?

[sneetch]

No thank you. I would not like to ask you anything.

[angelaa73]

ok. we are the idiots clicking her blog. there i am. from san diego!

[ashbridemd]

Apr 30, 2013 20:45:42 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

Why do you keep on coming back here? We don't like you.

Oh hush...You love me and you know it.

In the past I have provided some decent entertainment when I've drunk GBCN'd. Stick around and you may me pleasantly surprised.

[ralphlauren]

Oh gross. You are back?

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Apr 30, 2013 20:44:49 GMT -5 ashbridemd said:

No, you're not confused. I've sort of just gotten into the habit of calling him my husband. The wedding is right around the corner, though!

Weird. 

[MWOS]

[EmilieMadison]

I see the giant bows are still overshadowing the poor kid.

[ashbridemd]

Apr 30, 2013 20:46:31 GMT -5 vicky said:

Where the fuck did you crawl back in from?


Margaritaville!

[ashbridemd]

Apr 30, 2013 20:48:27 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

I see the giant bows are still overshadowing the poor kid.

NOT my doing. This ONLY happens when she spends the day with her Great-Grandmother. You should see this woman's house. It's like a french-provincial antique flamingo vomited everywhere.

[ralphlauren]

OK you and your kid need to ditch the huge obnoxious bows STAT

[Deleted]

FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.

[EmilieMadison]

Apr 30, 2013 20:49:59 GMT -5 ashbridemd said:

Apr 30, 2013 20:48:27 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

I see the giant bows are still overshadowing the poor kid.

NOT my doing. This ONLY happens when she spends the day with her Great-Grandmother. You should see this woman's house. It's like a french-provincial antique flamingo vomited everywhere.

You let her great grandmother dress you, too? 

[ashbridemd]

Can I just show you guys a picture of what she looked like the last time she spent the night over there?



She looks ridiculous. But she's still a beauty =)

[cheeseandcrackers]

These seem appropriate 

[ashbridemd]

Apr 30, 2013 20:51:43 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Apr 30, 2013 20:49:59 GMT -5 ashbridemd said:

NOT my doing. This ONLY happens when she spends the day with her Great-Grandmother. You should see this woman's house. It's like a french-provincial antique flamingo vomited everywhere.

You let her great grandmother dress you, too? 

Pretty sure I wore a bow on here here just one time, for a themed birthday party.

[Deleted]

Apr 30, 2013 20:48:27 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

I see the giant bows are still overshadowing the poor kid.

You would hate to see my DD on most days. I am a bow lover lol. 

[MWOS]

[amberlyrose]

Shit, and I'm still at work and without popcorn.

[ashbridemd]

I don't get the whole "I need popcorn" thing. I mean....I get that I have done/said some incredible naive and juvenile shit in the past. But I've grown up a lot. Lived in the big girl world, with big girl responsibilities. I'm really no different than anyone else. I take care of my child, I work, I pay bills, etc...I don't really see what is so "flameworthy" about me as person, except for my past.

[goaskalice]

So we lost a few and brought one back...

[Deleted]

Apr 30, 2013 21:03:21 GMT -5 ashbridemd said:

I don't get the whole "I need popcorn" thing. I mean....I get that I have done/said some incredible naive and juvenile shit in the past. But I've grown up a lot. Lived in the big girl world, with big girl responsibilities. I'm really no different than anyone else. I take care of my child, I work, I pay bills, etc...I don't really see what is so "flameworthy" about me as person, except for my past.

You mean, everything you've ever posted here.

[EmilieMadison]

Apr 30, 2013 21:03:21 GMT -5 ashbridemd said:

I don't get the whole "I need popcorn" thing. I mean....I get that I have done/said some incredible naive and juvenile shit in the past. But I've grown up a lot. Lived in the big girl world, with big girl responsibilities. I'm really no different than anyone else. I take care of my child, I work, I pay bills, etc...I don't really see what is so "flameworthy" about me as person, except for my past.

You keep saying "the past" like it wasn't a month ago. 

[ashbridemd]

Sure, I've posted some inflammatory things just to be a royal bitch. But if I were a regular, I'm almost 100% certain everyone would find me absolutely delightful.

[SKP82]

Barf.