Springs1 vs. Amy's Baking Company = THUNDERDOME

[toph]

You know you want to see it.  I think I'd actually be cheering for Springs1 and her !!!!!!!!RANCH!!!!!!!!, though she'd entirely approve of the owners pocketing servers' tips.

[sushi]

I would pay

[Miss Phryne Fisher]

Yea I would pay to see that. It would be amazing.

[mrsukyankee]

What a fab idea!

[pixy0stix]

How can we make this happen?

[FloFTW]

I want.

[springs1]

May 15, 2013 0:16:04 GMT -5 toph said:

You know you want to see it.  I think I'd actually be cheering for Springs1 and her !!!!!!!!RANCH!!!!!!!!, though she'd entirely approve of the owners pocketing servers' tips.

I would NEVER approve owners pocketing tips. They didn't work for it, so WHY would I be for that, huh? You make NO SENSE AT ALL, NONE!

[Deleted]

Beetle juice!!!!

[Michelle]

giggling

[annieblah]

OhNoVa??? No? Guess it only can bring out one at a time

[gpw]

::::turning in front of the mirror in the dark::::

"bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary"

[pixy0stix]

  ::crosses self::

[amysbakerybistro]

May 15, 2013 19:46:24 GMT -5 springs1 said:

May 15, 2013 0:16:04 GMT -5 toph said:

You know you want to see it.  I think I'd actually be cheering for Springs1 and her !!!!!!!!RANCH!!!!!!!!, though she'd entirely approve of the owners pocketing servers' tips.

I would NEVER approve owners pocketing tips. They didn't work for it, so WHY would I be for that, huh? You make NO SENSE AT ALL, NONE!

Oh, our staff does NOT WORK.  They are LAZY AND UNCARING.  It is not like they are careful about filling WATER glasses or bringing bread to customers like a NORMAL waiter or memorizing the MENU complete with condiments.  Do you have "any" idea how hard it is to find ******QUALITY HELP******* instead of SLUTTY SINGLE MOMS who can't keep their legs "CLOSED"!!!  

[amysbakerybistro]

May 15, 2013 20:10:25 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

  ::crosses self::

I am glad at least ONE of you here knows God and believes in our LORD Jesus. 

[WOT?*]

wheresmyranchdressingbitch.blogspot.com/

Check out the comments.

And then there's this, the S1 Translator:  margalite.webatu.com/springs1.html

And there is so much more good stuff at the other links the PP posted.  Thank you and you're welcome.

[sushi]

Likelikelike

[springs1]

May 15, 2013 20:43:49 GMT -5 amysbakerybistro said:

memorizing the MENU complete with condiments.

I don't expect a server to "MEMORIZE" ANYTHING IDIOT! You haven't read much of my blogs and forum post, have you? I expect them to COMPARE THE MENU TO WHAT THEY ARE RINGING UP as well as the written order.  I expect them to compare the menu prices to the check prices *BEFORE* they hand to me. If they have a problem, they are supposed to get it fixed from the manager *******BEFORE********** they hand it to me.

Serving is to "SERVE" the items(food, drinks, or check, etc.) CORRECTLY as much as they possibly can control. It's not called "TRUST your co-workers for things you don't have to and not "CARE" about what you are serving the customer."

[laurenpetro]

i love people who over-use capitalization. it makes my year.

thank you for this, crazy springs1 lady.  my shitty day has just been redeemed.

[springs1]

May 16, 2013 20:39:47 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

i love people who over-use capitalization. it makes my year.

thank you for this, crazy springs1 lady.  my shitty day has just been redeemed.

I am not crazy.  I just want good service, that's all. What is wrong with that, huh?

[hellfreezesovertour]

Does this woman say "jesus" because I'm guessing Jewish...

[bronxgirl]

May 16, 2013 21:28:26 GMT -5 springs1 said:

May 16, 2013 20:39:47 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

i love people who over-use capitalization. it makes my year.

thank you for this, crazy springs1 lady.  my shitty day has just been redeemed.

I am not crazy.  I just want good service, that's all. What is wrong with that, huh?

Yeah, come on guys, what's wrong with that?  She just wants to be loved.  Is that so wrong?

[marie3246]

this just made my night.

[amysbakerybistro]

May 16, 2013 20:30:51 GMT -5 springs1 said:

May 15, 2013 20:43:49 GMT -5 amysbakerybistro said:

memorizing the MENU complete with condiments.

I don't expect a server to "MEMORIZE" ANYTHING IDIOT! You haven't read much of my blogs and forum post, have you? I expect them to COMPARE THE MENU TO WHAT THEY ARE RINGING UP as well as the written order.  I expect them to compare the menu prices to the check prices *BEFORE* they hand to me. If they have a problem, they are supposed to get it fixed from the manager *******BEFORE********** they hand it to me.

Serving is to "SERVE" the items(food, drinks, or check, etc.) CORRECTLY as much as they possibly can control. It's not called "TRUST your co-workers for things you don't have to and not "CARE" about what you are serving the customer."

What! How DARE you!!!

You are a blogger? You are one of those BLOGGING BITCHES that spreads LIES about me, aren't you? AREN'T YOU? And you're ATTACKING AND ******CYBERBULLYING******** me and harrassing me for telling the truth about my servers. I am NOT called upon to take your hateful LIES. You are going down like a crack whore. I will personally bring you right the fuck DOWN. I am close personal friends with Sheriff Joe and he will have you in a TENT CITY before you can say RANCH DRESSING.

[pugz]

noooooooooooooo no no no no no no no!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[FloFTW]

Office finale, Scandal, and this in one night.

[heyjude]

What is the springs backstory? Is she a nest thing or an Internet thing?

[toph]

May 16, 2013 22:31:02 GMT -5 heyjude said:

What is the springs backstory? Is she a nest thing or an Internet thing?

I can't even remember where I first heard of her - I think on the Nest?  She is a nightmare restaurant customer who has this insane logic and set of rules for servers to follow.  They are there to serve her and should ask her before they refill her water, but they should automatically know to bring ranch for an order of fries.  Tipping is entirely subjective - I mean insanely so - because the server is there to serve HER and they should be happy to do it and always cater to the mentality that she, as the customer, is right no matter what.  

Seriously, google her - she's unhinged to the same degree as Amy Crazy-Cakes from Scottsdale.

ETA:  I think she has also started multiple blogs about her views on restaurant service.  She is fixated.

[laurenpetro]

May 16, 2013 21:28:26 GMT -5 springs1 said:

May 16, 2013 20:39:47 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

i love people who over-use capitalization. it makes my year.

thank you for this, crazy springs1 lady.  my shitty day has just been redeemed.

I am not crazy.  I just want good service, that's all. What is wrong with that, huh?

you're right.  you're not crazy.  you're fun.  you're fun because you're so crazy you make me feel better about myself.

so thanks for that!

[sushi]

I really don't think this is the real springs

[Chirp]

May 17, 2013 3:49:12 GMT -5 sushi said:

I really don't think this is the real springs

It is. MM was discussing restaurant pet peeves awhile back and someone mentioned her name. She googles herself fairly often, so she appeared and opened an account for posting.

Check the old posts under her SN. Her oldest post was a response to a thread called "What is your restaurant pet peeve" (she has 41 peeves, BTW). Start there and then move on to "springs1? recap?".

It's definitely her. She's a good sport about answering questions.