Boring McWindbag has been targeted by Life once again.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

My day was going okay until this stupid place we live in sent out letters of what we need to do so this place can look nice. Ever since we moved in here we have been told to paint our oil tank and fix the skirting. Well last spring and summer we did that, but it is still on the stupid list to be done. Our tank use to be a rusted color when we bought the place now it is silver and we spray painted it last summer. DH fixed the skirting last Spring once it had been nice enough to be able to do so. Once again a year later we are told to do 2 things that were already done. We even had to raise our oil tank when the neighbors next door don't have to. Theirs isn't the ones in here that is lower than what the rules say it is suppose to be. The other thing on the list of what needs to be done I understand because I am constantly telling DH to pick up his stupid tools and put them away. I know there is stuff that needs to go to the landfill, but I'm not paying maintenance $25 for something that wouldn't cost me that much to take to there myself, but unfortunately the truck isn't on the road yet so we haven't away to get it there. I think the old bat in the office needs to retire and they need to hire some else that has better eye sight than she does. Also someone who isn't going to favor certain people in here and yell about something that has already been taking care of to others who aren't favored. I know she doesn't like us because DH will tell where to go when she keeps telling us to do something that is already done. Okay, I'm done venting now!

Also, here are the rest of her statuses that are less then 24 hours old:

Well, miss DD was tired of being in the sun for now. That's alright because I didn't feel like burning today.

DS is at school and later he has a doctors appointment for his 5 year check up. Then we will have dinner and head over to OK's ball game. DD and I are taking our breakfast outside and play all day outside. If anyone needs to or wants to get a hold of me then text my cell. I have Pandora on so we can listen to music too while we have fun outside! Have a good day everyone! I know I will as long as it stays nice out!

Just put DD in her bed and now with Pandora on so she has an easier time going to sleep, I'm going to go sit outside in the nice cool air and read. DH and DS are down helping DH's brother with some porch steps. Have a good evening everyone!

Making dinner, baked hamburgers, corn on the cob and a salad I think. Then we will have a cake that I baked earlier for DS's birthday. Have a good evening everyone!

5 years ago today about this time I was calling down to Hospital to see if they had a bed. Had to call again at 11 to see if the had one open. About 1 pm I was hooked and had my induction meds put in then about 10:30-11 ish I was told I would have to have a c-section because my little man's heart rate would drop too much during contractions. So at 8 cm I was wheeled into have him delivered by c-section. At 11:28 pm I heard the most beautiful cry ever. 5 years ago today I got to meet the most amazing man in my life. My little man DS. Happy birthday bud. Mommy, Daddy, and DD love you so much. I can't wait to see what kind of person you will grow into. I know as long as I teach you right you will be a great man some day and do great things!

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Wtf is a baked hamburger?

That sounds...dry.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Something Boring McWindbag would make. That's what.

[juliagoulia]

Baked hamburgers??

She needs a solid hobby. But I love reading this nonsense. It's so wonderful and boring.

[Deleted]

i'm sure her husband loves being NOT the "most amazing man in [her] life."

[Deleted]

Does she live in a trailer park?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

She sure does. A nasty, stereotypical one. I didn't C&P the comments (although I was going to), and the first one is "sounds like you live in ***" and she was all "Hay you got it!" and then some other people said, "ew".

BUT SHE DOESN'T LIVE IN 'HOUSING', ALTHOUGH HER ABLKJ ASDNMFJ ASDFD BANSD BLA BLA ADLFANBVAD CAR MIGHT LOOK LIKE SHE DOES ASLDF ABASDF ADF NOSE PICKING SASDK SANDS OF TIME ASLDFJ MINUTES OF MY LIFE ASDLFJLJN, GUYSSSSS.

[EmilieMadison]

She lives in a trailer park, right?

[EmilieMadison]

May 16, 2013 15:25:05 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Does she live in a trailer park?

Doh! I didnt read the responses first LOL!

[TrickyBob]

May 16, 2013 14:58:50 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Wtf is a baked hamburger?

That sounds...dry.

A really happy cow.


Possibly from Wisconsin. 

[EmilieMadison]

May 16, 2013 17:14:00 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

May 16, 2013 14:58:50 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Wtf is a baked hamburger?

That sounds...dry.

A really happy cow.


Possibly from Wisconsin. 

Dude, everyone knows that the best baked cows are from CO and WA. 

[shopgirl07]

She made 2 of my most loathed grammar mistakes, "use to" and "suppose to".