"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
I would pass out. And not tell my family a single thing. As far as they figure we're rich already so another $250M (I figure since WA doesn't have state or local taxes I get a little more in my pocket ) wouldn't make a difference to them.
Talk with a tax advisor as well as a financial advisor, talk to an attorney (or three) and set up trusts to protect the assets. I'd pay for college for all of them and set up college funds for the grands. Pay off all the debts of all the kids so they can have a fresh start. Give money to the one who doesn't need her crap paid off since I won't be paying stuff off for her to start over. Set up wills and trusts so that if anyone kills us off the money is locked up tight and handled by trustees. After they graduate college, trade school or whatever gives them a leg up over McDonalds, Taco Bell or WalMart frying or stocking or whatever is stultifying their brains right now, buy them little starter houses where they want to start their new lives and new careers. Remodel our house, new landscaping, countertops, cabinets, office, master bath, flooring and make it shiny and new. Donate a boatload to Fisher House, Wounded Warriors, Houses for Heroes. Donate to Challenge Air (flights for the disabled) and other organizations I want to donate to. Buy a place in Bend and/or Cannon Beach (or Manzanita or another OR coast area we like) and a house on one of the islands in Puget Sound. Flight lessons and a small plane for DH (and me) to hop from points A to B to C and visit friends and family (and to fly for Challenge Air.) A boat to suck the other $100M down the toilet.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Sun River opened their new pool last Memorial Day. We missed it by just a few weeks. If I had permission to take the girls out of state for Memorial Day...
Wonder if we can get another comped hotel room? DH needs to give another training session, I think. lol.