Wait.. I don't think I have that. Where do you find your vaginal flower? Is it, like, all tucked up inside? Do I need to go digging around for it or something?
Wait.. I don't think I have that. Where do you find your vaginal flower? Is it, like, all tucked up inside? Do I need to go digging around for it or something?
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I can't even finish reading about the "scavenger hunt". I can't imagine having the expectation to actually participate in it placed upon me. No thanks.
Someone else mentioned the word "exhausting". Perfect word.
Wait.. I don't think I have that. Where do you find your vaginal flower? Is it, like, all tucked up inside? Do I need to go digging around for it or something?
Ooh. I see. So you need the seeds first. Then you stick 'em up there and a couple months later, out pops an azalea?
Well H has the seeds, if you catch my drift. He isn't too happy about the only organic diet I make him eat though so that I can maintain my organic certification.
I think the doll with the pink pubic hair was funny at least. The rest makes no sense. Ride on a carousel and then I'll give you a clue that's in my pocket? How is that fun?
At least it was just family and they didnt try to make it a big party with all their friends. As I was reading I just thought how I would never give a crap what sex someone's kid is..I was team green for my own, what do I care about anyone else's? Then my mind drifted to the poor kid named Wolfe.. I don't mind the doll so much. It's different and apparently their sense of humor which their family would obviously understand/expect. So long as I'm never asked or expected to do any of this for something so stupid, have at it.
The only think I have to add to this thread is it is people like this that make me want to punch H in the face when he tells me how much he likes the name Wolfgang for future children. No.
Post by CheshireGrin on May 19, 2013 7:40:50 GMT -5
Honestly, I can't even get that excited about the flower. I'm more annoyed by the whole drawn-out ridiculousness of the so-called "scavenger hunt." I would disown anyone who pulled that crap.
I guess I don't hate the name Wolfgang, but it feels pretentious or something? Then people like these annoying people pick that name and I'm like yeeeah, those are the people! THOSE are the ones who pick this name. Unfair, since I've only had empirical evidence twice.
This is dumb and not even really a gender reveal because they already knew what it was! We have been to a few GR parties recently for friends and they were just basically an excuse to throw a party with a cake. The parents don't find out until they cut the cake though and it is fun to see their reaction. That's so pointless that they already knew and the doll is weird and creepy.
Yeah I could be down with a GR party where the parents find out with everyone else when they cut the cake. And then you get to eat the cake and drink some alcohol.
I'm still annoyed by this. The whole blog photo session set-up was to reveal the baby's pink or blue-ness to TWO PEOPLE? Her mom knew and played along with all of this? And they only paid for the one girl's starbucks?