I'm gonna pop some tags....

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So my six year old just walked into the living room and is all innocently "hey mom, listen to this song I know" and then proceeded to sing this  (points down to video) for me...   right past the first "fuckin'"  to the part about "like I've got a big cock."  Which is when I went from to in about .00372 seconds.    He said he listens to it all the time in his dad's car.   What the holy mother FUCK?!!?  

Feel bad for whoever is holding my  paddles for me at taekwondo in 35 minutes because I'm about to unleash a can of imaginary whoop ass to calm myself down before I call X and have a little chat about paying attention to what is going on around him.

[lucky513]

its about a thrift shop shopping spree

[lucky513]

and its popping tags not tabs

[amberlyrose]

Russian kids listen to that music all the time, though! That's what they do!

Seriously, how did you stay married to that dude for as long as you did??

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May 20, 2013 19:26:14 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

and its popping tags not tabs

Already changed it.   I don't care what it's about.  I'm not ok with my six year old walking around singing about having a big cock.

[themysteriouswife]

It is about thrift shopping. There is a radio version. I think you might be slightly over reacting.

[amberlyrose]

So you guys wouldn't be upset that your son was singing about his big cock while walking around the house?
Uh.

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May 20, 2013 19:35:54 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

It is about thrift shopping. There is a radio version. I think you might be slightly over reacting.

I don't think she's overreacting at all. I wouldn't want my six year old saying fuck and talking about how big his cock is. 

[speckledfrog]

I don't think this is a hill to die on.

[snickers]

I would be okay with the radio version, but that was not what he was singing. I would also be pissed if my 6 year old was using that word, hell I would be pissed if my 16 year old used the word cock in front of me.ETA: Or the word fuck for that matter...

[themysteriouswife]

Not really. I would explain to him that it wasn't ok. Kids say things and have no clue what it means. It is the parents job to redirect and correct what they feel is inappropriate. Taking "frustration" out over a kid singing, is dramatic. He did it innocently.

[wannabe]

the bean sings this song too, only she modifies it based on what she hears. www.wanlifetolive.com/2013/05/she-wears-your-granddads-clothes-she.html

[themysteriouswife]

May 20, 2013 19:41:30 GMT -5 snickers said:

I would be okay with the radio version, but that was not what he was singing. I would also be pissed if my 6 year old was using that word, hell I would be pissed if my 16 year old used the word cock in front of me.ETA: Or the word fuck for that matter...

This could be why, I don't feel it's that big of a deal. Fuck is one of my everyday words. I curse like a sailor and hardly edit anything around my child. She knows what can be said and cannot.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

LMMFAO @ anyone is says they would be just fine with their six year old walking around singing "fuck" and about his big cock.

I love the Salvation Army as much as the next person (lol) and I think this is a catchy tune, but no way in hell my kids are listening to it, especially in its original form.

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May 20, 2013 19:43:08 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

Not really. I would explain to him that it wasn't ok. Kids say things and have no clue what it means. It is the parents job to redirect and correct what they feel is inappropriate. Taking "frustration" out over a kid singing, is dramatic. He did it innocently.

I think she is more frustrated over the fact that the ex-husband had the unedited version of the song on in the car. She is directing her frustration at her ex-husband not her child. 

[snickers]

May 20, 2013 19:46:05 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

May 20, 2013 19:41:30 GMT -5 snickers said:

I would be okay with the radio version, but that was not what he was singing. I would also be pissed if my 6 year old was using that word, hell I would be pissed if my 16 year old used the word cock in front of me.ETA: Or the word fuck for that matter...

This could be why, I don't feel it's that big of a deal. Fuck is one of my everyday words. I curse like a sailor and hardly edit anything around my child. She knows what can be said and cannot.

I would say that fuck is one of my everyday words as well, but I am not 6..
I don't have children yet, but I plan to make an effort not to say it around them, because its unbecoming, lol.

[themysteriouswife]

May 20, 2013 19:46:45 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

May 20, 2013 19:43:08 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

Not really. I would explain to him that it wasn't ok. Kids say things and have no clue what it means. It is the parents job to redirect and correct what they feel is inappropriate. Taking "frustration" out over a kid singing, is dramatic. He did it innocently.

I think she is more frustrated over the fact that the husband had the unedited version of the song on in the car. She is directing her frustration at her husband not her child. 

Ah. That makes more sense.

[wannabe]

May 20, 2013 19:46:05 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

This could be why, I don't feel it's that big of a deal. Fuck is one of my everyday words. I curse like a sailor and hardly edit anything around my child. She knows what can be said and cannot.

hold on.  how old is your kid?  i have a serious potty mouth, but i definitely censor myself around the bean.  

[thinkofthesoldiers]

May 20, 2013 19:49:52 GMT -5 @smace said:

May 20, 2013 19:46:23 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

LMMFAO @ anyone is says they would be just fine with their six year old walking around singing "fuck" and about his big cock.

I love the Salvation Army as much as the next person (lol) and I think this is a catchy tune, but no way in hell my kids are listening to it, especially in its original form.

Maybe their kid's first word was cock,you never know.

Well I didn't want to go here, but my kid's first sentence was, "Ma, take a look at this fucking big cock I got hangin' between these legs right here!"

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Ex husband. EX! Now if y'all will excuse me for an hour, I need to go stretch.

[lucky513]

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May 20, 2013 19:54:03 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

Ex husband. EX! Now if y'all will excuse me for an hour, I need to go stretch.

sorry... I edited. 

[TrickyBob]

I always die a little inside when I hear little kids singing songs like this with "fuck" this and "fuck" that. It is not the kind of language I would want to hear from a child.

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May 20, 2013 20:00:16 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

Average at best. 

[Deleted]

Oh hell no. I'd be hopping mad, too.

[RoxMonster]

I would not be OK with this either. It's one thing to sing the radio edit and another to let a 6 year old listen to the unedited version. I would be mad at exH also.

[TrickyBob]

May 20, 2013 19:46:05 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

May 20, 2013 19:41:30 GMT -5 snickers said:

I would be okay with the radio version, but that was not what he was singing. I would also be pissed if my 6 year old was using that word, hell I would be pissed if my 16 year old used the word cock in front of me.ETA: Or the word fuck for that matter...

This could be why, I don't feel it's that big of a deal. Fuck is one of my everyday words. I curse like a sailor and hardly edit anything around my child. She knows what can be said and cannot.

This really irritates me. So when your kid starts teaching other kids to say fuck, how are you going to explain to their parent's? I'm sure that's one classy way to bring up a kid. 

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May 20, 2013 19:49:24 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

May 20, 2013 19:46:05 GMT -5 themysteriouswife said:

This could be why, I don't feel it's that big of a deal. Fuck is one of my everyday words. I curse like a sailor and hardly edit anything around my child. She knows what can be said and cannot.

This is weird.  I'm sorry, but it is.  I don't get this "do as I say, not as I do" mentality when it comes to cursing.  Plus -- look.  Cursing in front of kids?  It's kinda crass.

I agree.  Where's Tacky Patrol when you need her?  lol

[megalicious]

I love that song, but I don't play it around my child.

[TrickyBob]

May 20, 2013 20:26:06 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

This is fucking awesome.

j/k, I'd probably be mad too.

I cannot imagine anything other than rainbows and cuteness coming out of your kids mouth. She is too cute for bad words! lmao.