Submitted for your consideration ... prancercise.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

prancercise.com/

And I'm going to do the unconventional and tag a non-April bitch here, namely kevin arnold, because through my creepy shadowing of her, I have concluded that she'd really like this.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Also, please don't forget to watch the video:

[bebeetmoi]

Wait wait wait. Hold the phone. This is amazing.

[bebeetmoi]

I'm going to prancercise my way down the Brooklyn sidewalks and videotape it for all you ladies to see.
I promise to wear white leggings and will rent a horse from the stables to prance alongside me, of course.

[bean47]

There's a whole lot of special in that video! I love that she's ready for exercise with all her jewelry on.

[bean47]

May 29, 2013 5:16:52 GMT -5 bebeetmoi said:

I'm going to prancercise my way down the Brooklyn sidewalks and videotape it for all you ladies to see.
I promise to wear white leggings and will rent a horse from the stables to prance alongside me, of course.

Please do but also consider adding some sound effects, a little Whiny here or there would really take it to the next level

[Regina Philange]

I cant see the video. Its blocked, but i did however get a pretty good visualization.

[Regina Philange]

May 29, 2013 5:16:52 GMT -5 bebeetmoi said:

I'm going to prancercise my way down the Brooklyn sidewalks and videotape it for all you ladies to see.
I promise to wear white leggings and will rent a horse from the stables to prance alongside me, of course.

You won't!!!

[rjamz]

May 29, 2013 5:16:52 GMT -5 bebeetmoi said:

I'm going to prancercise my way down the Brooklyn sidewalks and videotape it for all you ladies to see.
I promise to wear white leggings and will rent a horse from the stables to prance alongside me, of course.

I'm so excited for the video of you doing this to turn up on Gawker or something.

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[puppylove64]

That is something else! "Better to punch into space than in yo face!" Lol

But seriously, it probably is pretty good excercise

[jfh]

I love you Dorothy.

"It's about self-expression. It's about non-violence. It's about Conservation." This is clearly the fitness routine for me, as a conservation biologist who gets most of my exercise from beating the shit out of people.

Also, I CANNOT get over that cameltoe. Did no one notice that during editing??

[Dorothy Zbornak]

The cameltoe adds to the horsiness of it, no?

Camels? Horses? All prancers.

[fryjack2]

I would LOVE to see this lady on the dance floor. I bet she can do the Carleton Banks better than Carelton

How is it that her boobs do not bounce at all? And was she one of the 1st people to use Botox? Her upper lip doesn't move either.

[eav2c]

My regular everyday swagger is a combo of all, with the camel toe of course, whats so funny about it?

[Kore]

Holy shit. This is possibly the best thing I've ever seen. It's even better than The 3 Second Rule.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH1JThlQKe4

[Faevantastic]

I want to punch this lady in the face (not into space).

[Kore]

May 29, 2013 9:38:45 GMT -5 @pcloadletter said:

Dammit Kore! That is gonna be stuck in my head as I prancercise around the house. I think that lady is in the Dallas area. I should look her up.

I get it stuck in my head, too! Imperfect pitch and all.

It's just my three second rooo-oooo-oo-oool..."

[monkeybabe]

I had the sound muted, but I was mesmerized by her hair.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

We had to turn the sound on at work today to determine whether or not she was an actual female. I guess once look at the camel toe would have sufficed.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Ack! Now it says the account has been suspended! Did we break prancercise??

[rxbeth]

OMG, I have to go to work but this is awesome! For some reason I can see my MIL really taking to this form of exercise.

[musiclover]

What the ever loving FUCK is this??
She will haunt me in my dreams tonight (huh)

[charlielove]

This is the best thing I've ever seen. Camel toe and all. I really advocate this non-violence form of exercise, BTW.

[Deleted]

Ummm.  My kid liked the video!  As soon as I played it, he started working it!

[Deleted]

I think I found something new to add to my workout routine.

[kdrake8]

Thank you Dorothy Zbornak. I can never un-see that camel toe.

[kdrake8]

Has no one made mention of the video description:

"...similar to a horse's gait and is ideally induced by elation."

Get elated, ladies.

[jfh]

May 29, 2013 9:23:31 GMT -5 Kore said:

Holy shit. This is possibly the best thing I've ever seen. It's even better than The 3 Second Rule.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH1JThlQKe4

OMG WTF is this?? And why did I listen to the whole thing?

[Kore]

May 29, 2013 14:18:00 GMT -5 @pcloadletter said:

May 29, 2013 14:15:54 GMT -5 jfh said:

OMG WTF is this?? And why did I listen to the whole thing?

Better question is why did I watch it twice AND seriously consider watching her other videos? I have issues.

She has other videos?? Must look now!

[browneyedhunni85]

WTH is this?