Let's say Plural Marriage goes into law tomorrow

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I have to live with yet another person?

No, thanks.

[margotmacomber]

Wiz Khalifa. Just seeing that guy makes me feel instantly happy. Plus, money and weed yo.

[RobotLegs]

Someone who really enjoys cooking and cleaning. Martha Stewart? lol

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Johnny Depp! Because not only is he 100% dreamy, he could afford for us all to have our own houses anyway. I think my marriage would've worked out if we could live in separate houses.

[RobotLegs]

I absolutely do not want another dude in my house, no matter how hot he is. Maaaaybe if he's gay.

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Oprah Winfrey- I'd get the money (to hire a chef, cleaning lady, somebody to dress and make up my lazy ass every day), Nate Berkus could decorate my place, and she'd be like my own personal motivational speaker. But I'm really in it for the money. And to piss Gayle off.

[Knight]

Neville Longbottom. Wave a wand and the house is clean and he turned out kinda sexy.

[underwaterrhymes]

I'm gonna go with Matt Damon. Or Zooey Deschanel.

[TrickyBob]

Bruce Willis.

Simply because.

[thebamker]

I would choose my younger sister.

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DH and I are friends with this really pretty girl in her mid-20's. She isn't well educated but she seems smart enough, she is a great cook, she's nice, and we both think she's hot. She parties, too, and we have fun with her. And all she wants out of life is to marry a lawyer (look, I didn't say she had good judgment), stay home, and have kids. We'd marry her. No question. She's a brunette too. I like brunettes.

[sewf]

Ryan Reynolds. Just to look at all day. Plus, he's funny.

Oh, no! No! I choose Mila Kunis! Damn that girl is HOT!

[CurlyQ284]

I will go with Jamie Frasier from Outlander. He can kill a bear with his bare hands...and build me a house, sword fight, smuggle whiskey, farm. He can do ANYTHING. I think DH is about to be emasculated.

[Mrs.Beagle]

Jun 12, 2012 19:06:41 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I have to live with yet another person?

No, thanks.

Exactly.

I just got used to living with this one.

[gretchenindisguise]

Speedracer.

[janiejones]

[CurlyQ284]

DAYUM Janie, good choice. Marky Mark is my #1 celeb crush, he is smokin...but he can't build a house so I had to go with Jamie Frasier. Can I visit sometimes, just to look?

[scotty]

Some hot lady. I'd probably go strolling down streets asking.

[rupertpenny]

Marion Cotillard. Or Eric Ripert. I think H would be ok with either of them. I guess we like the frogs.

[lucky513]

Jun 12, 2012 19:17:32 GMT -5 thebamker said:

I would choose my younger sister.

incest

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someone deaf and mute, but able to cook well.

[rex]

There is no way I would want another guy to clean up after or another person to live with. I'll pass.

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Jun 12, 2012 19:58:04 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

Jun 12, 2012 19:17:32 GMT -5 thebamker said:

I would choose my younger sister.

incest

what?

is no one else as obsessed with polygamists as i am? you don't all have sex together!

which isn't to say that marrying someone who is also married to your sister isn't weird, but damn. let's let polygamy own it's own weirdness and not paint it with the bizarro brush of incest.

[sterl724]

Another husband? Or a sister wife?

Do I have to have a relationship with the woman if it's a sister wife? (Like a friendship.)

[hisno1girl]

One of these men:

President Clinton (The Power!)
Mark Zuckerburg (The Money!)
Mark Harmon (The Hotness!)

I'd probably pick President Clinton because he has all three things: Power, Money and Hotness.

[scotty]

Do we have to live with these people? If not, I'd clone His's Mark Zuckerberg, assuming he's brilliant also and generous with funds.

[candyapple]

www.zimbio.com/Jason+Ritter/articles/N6paS1H_QOC/Jason+Ritter+Event+Return+NBC+Epoch+Times

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I'm going to sleep with my sister wife. That's optional right? Like, we don't have to sleep with her but we could? Because I chose someone who would be attractive to both DH and me.

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Jun 12, 2012 20:20:35 GMT -5 scotty said:

Do we have to live with these people? If not, I'd clone His's Mark Zuckerberg, assuming he's brilliant also and generous with funds.

Of course we do! If we didn't everyone would marry Zucky. Or Warren Buffet.

[margotmacomber]

Oh, I'm sleeping with mine. Bet that.