The Expertise thread! All rolled into one....

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Here it is! The thread all in one post.... ready? AND GO! I took everything off of the thread DECLARE YOUR EXPERTISE and put it all in one post. Remember, there are people full of humour here and please dont take anything personal. I love you all. 

*** I tried to do it alphabetical, but remember the alphabet is different here up in Northern Canada (or in my head)***

****If I missed something or someone, let me know and I will add you! Whoooooooo! ****

***** Can you tell I am suffering from insomnia??!!!*****

charmediamsure - English literature, Shakespeare, ballet, being Canadian, cruising, 90's teen televison, Australian English linguistics. 

ashleydl83 - MOOK Expert, douchy XH's, Loving @smudgee

biblionerd - MOOK Expert, Ezcema control expert, sewer, crafter,magical getting pregnant powers when DH looks at her, librarian, fertility and cycles 

carawestt - getting pregnant at a drop of a hat, fertile myrtle, 

careyalis - Class, useless info about a lot of stuff, going to the derby, wearing fancy hats, drinking Oaks

cat19 - MOOK Expert, expert at nuttin

charlielove - perfect thing to say in a tough situation, MOOK Expert, The Casserole expert, Vegetarian dishes

Chelle - Nurse, answering TMI questions without batting an eye

@chelsmonster - Meeting PROBIES! (Not probes)

claralou - Outdoorsy junk and general awesomeness, MCM expert

creamsiclechica - Not sleeping, being awesome, making anyone feel better about themselves or any crappy situation they might be in, perfect thing to say in a tough situation

christidee - Marathon running

dbe100408 - Insurance

devonpow - Celebrity gossip

devotchka - Photography, graphic design and about 70% crunchy, 30% creamy

dixeedeluxe - Feminism, positive body image queen, liberal schools of thought, Social Security disability claims adjudication, MOOK Expert

Dorothy Zbornak - Crunchy, breastfeeding issues, MOOK Expert

@dragonmommy422 - Nothing. Enjouyign having access to all of our knowledge

eav2c - Not sleeping

Faevantastic - small brain, remembering small amounts of people at a time,

The Foozzler - Moderately Jewish, child development, meat expert, Chips and Dip

fusion - Nutrition, biology, photography, sewing, knitting, cooking gluten free, massage, raising 2u2 and probably 3u3.5

@pcloadletter - Butthurtness , resident sex goddess, paint colors, the South, sweet tea, MOOK Expert

helicase - Biology related needs

irishsara - MOOK Expert, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette

jamaicam - Jamaica travel advisor, 

jaime183 - Serious food allergies, Asthma, exclusive pumping, literacy and curriculum stuff, travelling

jenbelle - Medical issues, bejeweled expert, NOT a Candy crush expert

jfh - Vegan, animal welfare issues,

joyhart02 - MOOK Expert, toddler picky eating, sippy cups, crocheting, breastfeeding, toddler tantrums

JuliaGulia - Cheese lover, hotdog hater

kandrze1 - Tech integration in art education

EnchantedSoul - MOOK Expert

katfco - The Bible, literacy, prematurity, Asthma, MOOK Expert

kdrake8 - Poshmark, fertile myrtle, Queen of Unexpected Pregnancy, making booties

kistjenn - Cleaning

kkfeb04 - MOOK Expert, navigating sales at Gymboree and J&J and all the rules to that, peekasku, Buying kids clothes a year ahead and having the clothing fit perfectly, 24 months of pumping (18 of that being an EPer), useless knowledge, The Amish

ladybug - Nothing, Disneyland

laouli - Photography

laurack- Awkward Jokes, being short, how to remain employed for YEARS without being professional by wearing makeup everyday, resident Irish person, in depth knowledge of every living leprechaun and their pots o' gold 

lauranicole91 - Target, Starbucks

mala - Baking,crochet, dying yarn/ clothes, books, fantasy/ paranormal

mamasaurus - Vegetarian meals, birds, art/ history/ art history, being a giant nerd

meggabs - Umm, not cooking, nothing medical, nothing with sewing, I know nothing about planes, trains, or automobiles, I am NOT a perfectionist, I'm not crunchy or preppy or classy or gross, not fitness, or money, and I know nothing about Johnny Pumps. ...If you like pina coladas and gettin' caught in the rain, I'm not much into health food. I AM into champagne!

monkeybabe - Baking, baby led weaning, crunchy, sewing, expert at operating coherently with little sleep

mrsjaymay - Scrapbooking, exclusive pumping

muppetinma- Crafting, booze, sewing

musiclover - MOOK Expert, 80's music, travelling Spain, Stalking , best parenting, 

nannerl- Packing related queries, 

AndyCohen - Knitting, typography/ design, book publishing/ production, crafting

oso - New Mexican Food

raynes - Heat transfer, Being Canadian, Starwars and other nerdy things

rjamz - Being Jewish, being Fancy, British Victorians, especially their domestic lives and their fascination with crime.

rxbeth - medicine guru

shevacc - Nothing, Washington State!, cheese lover, hotdog hater

showdogz - Dogs

@huahualove - Not being a douche, Ikea Expert

@smudgee - Makeup, all things Canadian, Film making

sno&2peas- Twins, cancer (hug), 

@sprinkles - Nothing, daycare knowledge

@starbound - MOOK Expert, IF issues/ cycles, laser hair removal, BOTOX

SteelCity44 - Resident pee- stick analyzer, go to techie

@tambcat - pooping, ML, farting, crocheting, Florida, <$10 Wine Recs

@thadsrad - History

thedahliharpa - MSPI, sunglasses, crunchy, breastfeeding issues, MOOK Expert

@therealmc - Mircobiology, cancer (hug), genetics, MOOK Expert

TrudyCampbell - Fashion, Brooklyn, J and J clothing, shopping online

tuck - Homeschooling, MRSA, boils, MOOK expert

unclejesse - Baking, tap dancing

vidalia - Reality TV, Shutterfly

vthokie - Making baby legs, football sports nut

[ashleydl83]

You can add expert in douchey XH's. I learned the hard way...

ETA: You're fucking awesome. I love you!

[tuck]

Also a MOOK. Also, you're awesome!

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Jun 6, 2013 23:46:15 GMT -5 @chelsmonster said:

BAHA- I hope I'm not an expert in meeting PROBES!!

You are NOW! I am not changing it. Maybe. 

[christidee]

Seriously @smudgee, you freaking rock. 

[Faevantastic]

Hahaha, @smudgee, this is awesome!

[joyhart02]

That is amazing!!

[oso]

That was a lot of work!  Thanks.

[cat19]

I'm als an expert at nuttin! You are too funny woman!

[shevacc]

I feel left out . I could also be an expert at nothing

[JuliaGulia]

Jun 7, 2013 10:10:35 GMT -5 shevacc said:

I feel left out . I could also be an expert at nothing

We can be the cheese lover hot dog haters! Lol :-)

[jenbelle]

Ok, someone in here HAS to be the resident expert on Candy Crush Saga!!!! I know it ain't me, since I'm only on level 60 something.
I can be your resident expert on Bejeweled Blitz....

[unclejesse]

This is awesome! And I didn't even contribute to the original thread! I'd also like to add to mine that I'm a pretty awesome tap dancer. Or was, back in the day.

[kdrake8]

Jun 6, 2013 23:46:31 GMT -5 @pcloadletter said:

Day-yum smudgee!! You rock.

yep! Took the words out of my mouth.

[thedahliharpa]

Love it!

[thedahliharpa]

Also, we are the nerdiest board ever right with all of our lists? :-)

[monkeybabe]

I would like to be an expert at not sleeping. I feel like I know way too much about operating without sleep.

[Regina Philange]

Jun 7, 2013 18:59:43 GMT -5 unclejesse said:

This is awesome! And I didn't even contribute to the original thread! I'd also like to add to mine that I'm a pretty awesome tap dancer. Or was, back in the day.

I still remember all my time steps!

[Regina Philange]

lol i missed this post, but this is amazing.

[mala]

Also, home aquariums and puffer fish!

[cat19]

OH! I can be the expert at flag twirling... here's the proof (yes, I really am in this video!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO3LMoiQbm4