Awkward/TMI question/penis problem inside..

[hisno1girl]

Maybe he rubbed one out before your date so he wouldn't get a boner while making out?

[starryfish]

Jun 14, 2012 12:37:27 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

Maybe he rubbed one out before your date so he wouldn't get a boner while making out?

Lol, I hope not...he came home directly after work and I met him at his apt.

[turtle1120]

Or maybe he just has a Detachable Penis?! Lmao. Does anyone remember that song? I have no idea what made me just think of that.

[turtle1120]

Jun 14, 2012 12:32:51 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Jun 14, 2012 10:16:39 GMT -5 doriswe said:

It's just research!!!

hahaha but you all dont have to DEAL with it if it really is a micro-peen, or ED problem! How the HELL do you get yourself out of it? there is NO way I am going through with a micro-peen....

I'm pretty sure in the case of micro peen, you just need to get out as fast as you can. Give a really lame excuse like, oh I'm suddenly feeling really sick and then run! Run fast!

[dakotadangerdog]

or just get to the "heavy petting" phase and then be like I'm not ready for sex yet!!!

[kc18]

Or, oh... you know what? I forgot I have my period. But you're just so cute that it slipped my mind. Now I have to go. Uh... see you later.

[jade28]

I am laughing at these posts so much. Thanks ladies for the entertainment.

I cannot wait for an update on this issue.

Starry you have to take one for the team and just do it!!! We need to learn from you.

[starryfish]

Jun 14, 2012 13:02:45 GMT -5 jade28 said:

I am laughing at these posts so much. Thanks ladies for the entertainment.

I cannot wait for an update on this issue.

Starry you have to take one for the team and just do it!!! We need to learn from you.

Lol....it is entertaining!

Seriously, I am REALLY good at freaking out and backing out of relationships/dating and this is NOT helping. I am seriously SOOO worried about this that I dont want to find out! I am usually a team player.....but I MIGHT take one for the team!

[sparkles17]

TMI alert, but my BF can be a bit slow to get erect, and when he's flacid, it's teeny. When he's erect though? Holy crap. I'm not even kidding, the size difference is quite astounding.

[doriswe]

Jun 14, 2012 13:21:14 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Jun 14, 2012 13:02:45 GMT -5 jade28 said:

I am laughing at these posts so much. Thanks ladies for the entertainment.

I cannot wait for an update on this issue.

Starry you have to take one for the team and just do it!!! We need to learn from you.

Lol....it is entertaining!

Seriously, I am REALLY good at freaking out and backing out of relationships/dating and this is NOT helping. I am seriously SOOO worried about this that I dont want to find out! I am usually a team player.....but I MIGHT take one for the team!

I stand by "doooooo itttttttt"! And make it snappy so you can report back

[kaneen]

Umm...maybe you were making out with Chaz Bono?

[naeljun]

Jun 13, 2012 10:56:02 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

Maybe he just wasn't aroused.

That was my thought too.

My EH had a smaller sized p and i could feel it.

[doriswe]

Jun 14, 2012 15:04:41 GMT -5 kaneen said:

Umm...maybe you were making out with Chaz Bono?

LMFAO!!!

[starryfish]

Jun 14, 2012 14:59:18 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Jun 14, 2012 13:21:14 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Lol....it is entertaining!

Seriously, I am REALLY good at freaking out and backing out of relationships/dating and this is NOT helping. I am seriously SOOO worried about this that I dont want to find out! I am usually a team player.....but I MIGHT take one for the team!

I stand by "doooooo itttttttt"! And make it snappy so you can report back

Lol, well it wont be until the weekend...so you are going to have to wait!

[doriswe]

Jun 14, 2012 15:13:53 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Jun 14, 2012 14:59:18 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I stand by "doooooo itttttttt"! And make it snappy so you can report back

Lol, well it wont be until the weekend...so you are going to have to wait!

*stomps feet and pouts* finnnnneeee, but we expect a full report!!!

[stephbfan]

Jun 14, 2012 15:15:10 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Jun 14, 2012 15:13:53 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Lol, well it wont be until the weekend...so you are going to have to wait!

a full report!!!

OMG this made me giggle lol.

[doriswe]

lol....bonus points for actual measurements or pictures!!

[starryfish]

Jun 14, 2012 15:15:10 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Jun 14, 2012 15:13:53 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Lol, well it wont be until the weekend...so you are going to have to wait!

*stomps feet and pouts* finnnnneeee, but we expect a full report!!!

ROFL....feel free to fly down and pretend to be me and find out for yourself! ;D

[starryfish]

Jun 14, 2012 15:19:47 GMT -5 doriswe said:

lol....bonus points for actual measurements or pictures!!

lol....i think I am going to be scarred for life if it really is a micro-peen....ahhhhh.....

[doriswe]

Jun 14, 2012 15:19:59 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Jun 14, 2012 15:15:10 GMT -5 doriswe said:

*stomps feet and pouts* finnnnneeee, but we expect a full report!!!

ROFL....feel free to fly down and pretend to be me and find out for yourself! ;D

lol...if I wasn't already out of town for the weekend, I'd take you up on that!!

[dakotadangerdog]

Jun 14, 2012 15:22:04 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Jun 14, 2012 15:19:59 GMT -5 starryfish said:

ROFL....feel free to fly down and pretend to be me and find out for yourself! ;D

lol...if I wasn't already out of town for the weekend, I'd take you up on that!!

:Y: :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:

[marynjoe]

You MUST find out! I've experienced a micropeen, and you could still feel *something* when making out.

Maybe he's so big that it was wrapped all the way between his legs and was running up his back?

Or, maybe he has ED issues, or he's really a woman, or is saving himself for marriage?

[BookLover]

Jun 14, 2012 23:31:37 GMT -5 marynjoe said:

You MUST find out! I've experienced a micropeen, and you could still feel *something* when making out.

Maybe he's so big that it was wrapped all the way between his legs and was running up his back?

Or, maybe he has ED issues, or he's really a woman, or is saving himself for marriage?

Ok, I'm dying at that one!

Even if he had a micro peen you could feel it. They still stick out, they try with as much might as there little selves can. Maybe he was wearing a cup or something? Go for heavy petting like a PP said. You can get some hands on action that way with out fully committing to doing the do.

[doriswe]

This post...and the potential for follow-up, is literally making my week!! It is either: really that awesome or my week is really lame!!

[stephbfan]

Jun 15, 2012 0:53:14 GMT -5 BookLover said:

Jun 14, 2012 23:31:37 GMT -5 marynjoe said:

You MUST find out! I've experienced a micropeen, and you could still feel *something* when making out.

Maybe he's so big that it was wrapped all the way between his legs and was running up his back?

Or, maybe he has ED issues, or he's really a woman, or is saving himself for marriage?

Ok, I'm dying at that one!

Even if he had a micro peen you could feel it. They still stick out, they try with as much might as there little selves can. Maybe he was wearing a cup or something? Go for heavy petting like a PP said. You can get some hands on action that way with out fully committing to doing the do.

Dead

[starryfish]

Jun 15, 2012 9:11:57 GMT -5 doriswe said:

This post...and the potential for follow-up, is literally making my week!! It is either: really that awesome or my week is really lame!!

Lol....i am so glad this is entertaining everyone!

[marigoldgirl]

Jun 15, 2012 9:34:05 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Jun 15, 2012 9:11:57 GMT -5 doriswe said:

This post...and the potential for follow-up, is literally making my week!! It is either: really that awesome or my week is really lame!!

Lol....i am so glad this is entertaining everyone!

Very entertaining. :Y: I want to thank you for taking one for the team and finding out about the penis. I can not wait to know the answer.

[marynjoe]

Just post his name and we'll all do our secret internet detective work and maybe we'll find out for you.