I always thought 69 was a teenage fantasy......Turns out it isn't. BUT, we had so much fun discovering this fact that I got a nasty yeast infection. Ew.
I always thought 69 was a teenage fantasy......Turns out it isn't. BUT, we had so much fun discovering this fact that I got a nasty yeast infection. Ew.
My goal was to get high this summer since I smoked twice in college and never got high. Last weekend, I sat out back on my patio smoking it and achieved my goal! It was quite entertaining as I was paranoid as hell that my new neighbors would smell it and either judge me or report me. I'm too much of a damn rule follower. If it were legal, though, I'd be allllll about it! I felt like I took 20 Xanax. Not that I have ever taken 20 at once but you get the idea!
Emerson Kate, born 38w5d on 4/6/12 at 6:02 p.m., 5 lbs 13 oz and 18 3/4 inches. Lucas Matthew, born 39w5d on 4/11/14 at 8:20 a.m., 7 lbs 4 oz and 20 inches.
My goal was to get high this summer since I smoked twice in college and never got high. Last weekend, I sat out back on my patio smoking it and achieved my goal! It was quite entertaining as I was paranoid as hell that my new neighbors would smell it and either judge me or report me. I'm too much of a damn rule follower. If it were legal, though, I'd be allllll about it! I felt like I took 20 Xanax. Not that I have ever taken 20 at once but you get the idea!
My goal was to get high this summer since I smoked twice in college and never got high. Last weekend, I sat out back on my patio smoking it and achieved my goal! It was quite entertaining as I was paranoid as hell that my new neighbors would smell it and either judge me or report me. I'm too much of a damn rule follower. If it were legal, though, I'd be allllll about it! I felt like I took 20 Xanax. Not that I have ever taken 20 at once but you get the idea!
I love you!
(heart) Back at ya! My husband was cracking up at me the entire time. He couldn't smoke because they do random tests at his work so he smoked a cigar next to me. I remember him saying, "I know you're high now" because apparently I was finding mundane things mindblowing and couldn't stop talking about the temp needed to preheat the oven to make my cheese sticks.
Emerson Kate, born 38w5d on 4/6/12 at 6:02 p.m., 5 lbs 13 oz and 18 3/4 inches. Lucas Matthew, born 39w5d on 4/11/14 at 8:20 a.m., 7 lbs 4 oz and 20 inches.
I have drank alcohol every day for over a week. I never drink on planes but I even did that, yesterday on our swiss air zurich to boston flight I drank some cans of beer! Even though its monday and I am exhausted I'm not ruling out drinking tonight and every night for the next couple weeks. I must squeeze all the alcohol in because soon the nine month abstinence could begin!
My goal was to get high this summer since I smoked twice in college and never got high. Last weekend, I sat out back on my patio smoking it and achieved my goal! It was quite entertaining as I was paranoid as hell that my new neighbors would smell it and either judge me or report me. I'm too much of a damn rule follower. If it were legal, though, I'd be allllll about it! I felt like I took 20 Xanax. Not that I have ever taken 20 at once but you get the idea!
I'm surprised you were able to focus on enjoying while you were giving. I think that's why I never wanted to do it. I think I did it in highschool though, but my highschool bf knew nothing about giving good oral sex anyway.
I'm with thadsrad on this one. As long as I'm not on the bottom. I don't want to asphyxiate from having a dick shoved down my throat. I'd come back to life just to die all over again from embarrassment
I'm surprised you were able to focus on enjoying while you were giving. I think that's why I never wanted to do it. I think I did it in highschool though, but my highschool bf knew nothing about giving good oral sex anyway.
yes I like receiving oral and I think the penis in the mouth at the same time would ruin it for me!
(heart) Back at ya! My husband was cracking up at me the entire time. He couldn't smoke because they do random tests at his work so he smoked a cigar next to me. I remember him saying, "I know you're high now" because apparently I was finding mundane things mindblowing and couldn't stop talking about the temp needed to preheat the oven to make my cheese sticks.
Hahaha. I'm such a stereotype now.
My husband and I smoked together before getting pregnant with Lincoln. I ate an entire 18 inch pizza by myself and my H couldn't stop laughing at me.
Post by rubber pants on Jul 29, 2013 14:22:55 GMT -5
You guys!!!! There are RULES for #69!
You start off giving the beeej and everyone is in happyland and then when he starts to get into it and you start feeling really good, you stop the beeej and concentrate on yourself. By the time he realizes what happened, you are done and happy and then you can hop ontop and pretend as if he didnt just get totally hosed.
I have drank alcohol every day for over a week. I never drink on planes but I even did that, yesterday on our swiss air zurich to boston flight I drank some cans of beer! Even though its monday and I am exhausted I'm not ruling out drinking tonight and every night for the next couple weeks. I must squeeze all the alcohol in because soon the nine month abstinence could begin!
Post by creamsiclechica on Jul 29, 2013 14:51:49 GMT -5
I'm spending naptime that I should be cleaning for ME time instead. I'm dyeing my hair, plucking my eyebrows, painting my nails, and shaving my goddamn legs.
Oh and reading about your sexual exploits that I'm not having because I'm the size of Jupiter, lol.
I'm spending naptime that I should be cleaning for ME time instead. I'm dyeing my hair, plucking my eyebrows, painting my nails, and shaving my goddamn legs.
Oh and reading about your sexual exploits that I'm not having because I'm the size of Jupiter, lol.
Post by TrudyCampbell on Jul 29, 2013 15:01:55 GMT -5
I don't brush my teeth for the recommended amt of time. I think it's 2 minutes? That's long! I think about this during every brush which is 3x a day for me yet I never change it. I do floss a lot though!
Post by TrudyCampbell on Jul 29, 2013 15:03:28 GMT -5
Another confession: my husband wants another girl more than I do. He won't even consider that it is a boy, it's strange. We need to find out ASAP so we can start getting excited about Mr. McBaby!
Here's a doozy. Hank is almost 16 months and hasn't had his 15 month well baby. We had just moved when he turned 15 months and I still don't have a doctor for him.
I don't brush my teeth for the recommended amt of time. I think it's 2 minutes? That's long! I think about this during every brush which is 3x a day for me yet I never change it. I do floss a lot though!
I could never last two minutes, that's forever!
when i brush matilda's teeth it is like 10 seconds of actual brushing while I have her arms pinned. I picture getting in trouble when I finally take her to a dentist.
Another confession: my husband wants another girl more than I do. He won't even consider that it is a boy, it's strange. We need to find out ASAP so we can start getting excited about Mr. McBaby!
Opposite for us. My H is so convinced that it's another boy, he even calls the fetus "mister" when talking to it.