Fair point. Carry on, then. (Just make sure your glamorous and romantic European escapades are punctuated by caveats of possible alcohol-induced embellishment:)
Used to work at a spa resort and lived on company property in the premises. An old bang-buddy and I would sneak in after hours and make good use of the jacuzzi, steam room and Swedish showers. Good times...
It was not fun and my Nuva ring came out and I didn't realize for a few days. Thank GOD/flying spaghetti monster/ or whoever you believe in that I did not get pregnant!