This is how a PhD makes a grilled cheese

[daisyheadmaizie]

That is the saddest sandwich I have ever seen.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

No.

[sonrisa]

What is his PhD in? Microeconomics? Quantum physics? Game theory? Nanotechnology? Sustainability? Geopolitics of scarcity?

[TrudyCampbell]

I'm seriously laughing out loud. Worst sandwich ever!

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Aug 19, 2013 22:02:13 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Did he heat it in his armpit?

[zoidberg]

Not this one. I can make a good goddamned sandwich.

[Deleted]

First world problem!

Saddest grilled cheese ever...

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Aug 19, 2013 22:16:06 GMT -5 mofongo said:

It really does take your breath away.

That sandwich is breathtaking!  

Nailed it!

[Marle]

Aug 19, 2013 22:14:36 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

What is his PhD in? Microeconomics? Quantum physics? Game theory? Nanotechnology? Sustainability? Geopolitics of scarcity?

Sorry. Emoticon fail

I am actually tearing up!

[polka]

Aug 19, 2013 20:09:53 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Who uses SHREDDED cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich??!

It's not even the shredded cheese that's the problem.  It's the fact that he used only five pieces of the shredded cheese!  Lol wth?

[bitsandpieces]

If you use shredded cheese, there should at least be enough to cover the slice of bread.

That's just...underwhelming.

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Aug 20, 2013 0:12:59 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

No one is this stupid. Your dh is trying to get out of making food by feigning ignorance. Don't fall for it.

I'd strangle him for this.

Ding ding ding!

[auntie]

Aug 19, 2013 20:24:16 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Ugh lilafowler I feel your pain! They are so smart at everything except LIFE lol

True.

My PhD once decided he needed to pack only shirts for a 10 day business/vacation trip to Europe. I made a suggestion to pack extra pants, but was unheard. I met him in Strasbourg with a pair of jeans 4 days in. He had ripped the ass out of his only pair and sewn them up using butcher twine much as one would sew up the business end of a Thanksgiving turkey to contain the yummy stuffing. 

Last week he was trying to write an email and kept getting a squiggly line under "shaked". He called out to me asking how to spell it since he also got squiggles when he wrote "sheaked" and "shaiked". "s-h-o-o-k" I said.

[nomad100]

Saddest grilled cheese ever! I would whine about that sandwich too.

[isabel]

I feel like my H isn't meant to complete the doctoral program he is about to start. He's really pretty good at life. Especially grilled cheese making.

That is the saddest sandwich I've ever seen.

[zoidberg]

Aug 20, 2013 7:23:23 GMT -5 isabel said:

I feel like my H isn't meant to complete the doctoral program he is about to start. He's really pretty good at life. Especially grilled cheese making.

That is the saddest sandwich I've ever seen.

No, this will just make him awesome. I'm great at life, especially the parts related to food making and food eating. I can also drive a forklift. So there.

[Deleted]

LOL that is hilariously bad.

[Kit]

Faaaaaail.

[snickers]

LOL!! That may have made my day

[isabel]

Aug 20, 2013 8:07:31 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Aug 20, 2013 7:23:23 GMT -5 isabel said:

I feel like my H isn't meant to complete the doctoral program he is about to start. He's really pretty good at life. Especially grilled cheese making.

That is the saddest sandwich I've ever seen.

No, this will just make him awesome. I'm great at life, especially the parts related to food making and food eating. I can also drive a forklift. So there.

Mad skillz!

[maria120]

Hilarious!  That sandwich looks disgusting!  I love that she was complaining about it too....lol!

[Deleted]

LMAO that she gave a thumbs-down review.

Clearly she was one unhappy camper and I don't blame her. It's GRILLED CHEESE.

The end result should have been this:



Not that monstrosity posing as a grilled cheese... *shudders*

[eb777888]

Holy shit that girl looks creepy. She looks like she's about to murder that grilled cheese.

[margarita]

Yeah...that's just wrong.

[pooh8402]

Aug 19, 2013 20:09:53 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Who uses SHREDDED cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich??!

My H. His is good though.

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[eb777888]

Aug 20, 2013 8:20:17 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Aug 20, 2013 8:12:40 GMT -5 @starflower22 said:

Someone please say PhD one more time.

The last two guys I kinda-dated/am seeing didn't even GO to college. Apparently I'm doing something right?

But can they make a grilled cheese??

[papie]

That is the saddest grilled cheese I have ever seen.

[Deleted]

I don't think you can even call it a grilled cheese sandwich because

A.)It does not appear to be grilled. At all.
B.) A teaspoon's worth of shredded cheese does not a grilled cheese sandwich make.
C.)You can't even call it a cheese sandwich or cheese toast... its really just two sad pieces of vaguely buttered(?) bread with a miniscule sprinkle of cheese.

[Deleted]

even mr. cville laughed at this grilled cheese.

[thecatdidit]

Aug 20, 2013 0:12:59 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

No one is this stupid. Your dh is trying to get out of making food by feigning ignorance. Don't fall for it.

I'd strangle him for this.

LOL. Exactly! It sounds like he really is a smart cookie; make bad sandwiches and now the child/spouse will insist doing their own cooking (or mom will have to make the kid's sandwich).