I dislike poop and vomit just as much or maybe more now than I did before I became an amazing mom-being instead of regular human
This lady obviously has gone mad from eating too much poop. Mad poop disease
I almost vomit every time I change a poopy diaper from one of the boys I baby sit. If I smell it, at all, while changing it, I gag so bad. I'm really good at not using my nose when I don't want to, but ugh. Zoe's poop stinks, but it doesn't affect me like other people's kids' poop.
Haha, I would wipe it on the carpet before my tongue. I can clean the carpet later.
I'd even rather wipe it in my hair. You can't shampoo poop out of your tongue!!!
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Yes a million times over. I'd wipe it on my naked skin if I wasn't wearing pants, a shirt, or underwear of any kind. NEVER my tongue. OMG. (puke)Xinfinity
eta: My H is insane. He just read this and his reaction was, "That's not how you spell 'realized'." Informed him it was probably British spelling. And that he's INSANE.
Post by rileym2010 on Sept 10, 2013 16:33:15 GMT -5
Ewww. No. No definitely not. Even if I wasn't wearing pants, at least wipe it on my leg to immediately clean off with soap if no viable cloth option was accessible. Just no.
I bet she doesn't have time to put on make-up. She should have used it as mascara.
Is she some mommy blogger? The kind that pretends she doesn't think she is better than all the other moms, but then says shit like this?
I mean, I'd throw myself in front of a bus for my boys, but lick their shit? Only a moron would do that. Wipe it on your bare leg or the floor or somewhere that you know, isn't putting fecal material into your body.
It appears to be a picture of a magazine. I just saw the picture, I don't know the actual source.
I am so glad you said this b/c I almost posted something similar and then backed out. lol
I almost posted a question as to how much $$ you would have to be offered to taste the poop. I honestly don't know.
The answer to this is, I think, $100.
A guy ate a turd with mustard on it for that much at my university. I always thought it was an urban legend, but a good friend of mine was in the same dorm as the turd eater and actually witnessed The Eating Of The Turd (With Mustard).