Post by thedahliharpa on Sept 14, 2013 0:36:41 GMT -5
This, sucking my own snot out with a plastic hose, is what I'm doing at the exact time I'm supposed to be witnessing a once in a lifetime performance by reggae royalty. Time to sulk off to bed.
I would love to be able to quantify the amount of snot I produce during these cold/sinus sickness things. It seems like so much but is it ounces worth? Liters? Gallons?
I once begged DH, before we were married, to go get a turkey baster to try and suck the snot out of my nose. This was before we had kids and were introduced to bulb syringes. Hmmmm maybe I'll buy an extra one for me and see if it will help.
They're too small for adult nostrils, at least Audrey's is too small for my nostrils.
I'm still awake from when C woke up briefly two hours ago and am grumpy that the dialect link won't work. Sleep and the Internet can't fuck with me at the same time.