If it makes you feel any better, I have peed my pants twice as an adult. In my thirties. Never been pregnant.
Both times I was running in a residential area and desperately trying to make it home so I wouldn't have to do something horrific like squatting in someone's yard. Good thing I always wear dark bottoms.
I love crying Satan photos. lilafowler
So maybe I am wound tight. SO WHAT. notwoundtight
Why does nobody want to saddle me? I just can't. My heart hurts. I have all the feels. I give up. FML. It's not even Tuesday. tambcat
Look. Unless you walked the length of the mall naked with your mom carrying your pissed out dress, Sophia still wins.
Thanks guys. I just gave both kids a bath complete with hair wash and am letting DH take care of the bedtime routine. I think I will take the rest of the evening chill at home, except for making sure the turkey is fully defrosted and brining it. I still feel pukey but I think I am fine now.