If it makes you feel any better, I have peed my pants twice as an adult. In my thirties. Never been pregnant.
Both times I was running in a residential area and desperately trying to make it home so I wouldn't have to do something horrific like squatting in someone's yard. Good thing I always wear dark bottoms.
I love when people are all "I don't read the multi page posts full of juicy horribleness." Like, why are you even here? For the mundane shit??? I don't actually care what any of you are having for dinner, I'm just biding my time until the next horror show starts. -gozf
Look. Unless you walked the length of the mall naked with your mom carrying your pissed out dress, Sophia still wins.
Thanks guys. I just gave both kids a bath complete with hair wash and am letting DH take care of the bedtime routine. I think I will take the rest of the evening chill at home, except for making sure the turkey is fully defrosted and brining it. I still feel pukey but I think I am fine now.