I actually thought you were joking at first. Before I posted I edited a couple times thinking, "I know Toledo gets this. I'm sure she's joking." I think the exact words were, "I know you're probably joking", but then even that sounded condescending. Lol. There's no winning here. I know you get it. That's why posts like this serve no purpose.
So I misread your TONE (that's one for the nestisms list), and I apologize.