For those who missed Gobbler day last week, here is the Cliffs Notes.
The Gobbler is the most delicious thing ever.
You can get a sandwich or a bowl. It has mashed potatoes, stuffing, hot turkey, gravy and cranberries. I got a buttered roll on the side today, because there clearly aren't enough carbs in the Gobbler itself.
It's available at Wawa, the most magical place of all. But for a limited time only!
Making someone happy only costs $4! And Gobbler Awareness is raised. She will tell her friends and so on and so on and so on. We will all triumph. One Gobbler at a time.