I just Googled vulva lice and this thread is the first three results. FB poster, I hope you post the positives about your vulva on FB too. Otherwise all your friends will be like, that vulva is good for nothing.
I must have had it for a while but not notice till there was much. For it to be noticed. So apparently people can get lice in their pubic areas and for women it can be vulva area as well if they can find little random hairs to attach to.
So, admittedly she probably had it for a while, because apparently bugs living on your body is not something you notice until it appears in high volume. But she definitely knows with her internet medical degree (making her worthy of conversation, I presume) that it's NOT crabs, no way no how, because the last time she had sex was 2 months ago?
Oh no. I'm pretty sure she typed that herself. She posts things like that once in a while. I can't get myself to unfriend her, she is entertaining to read.
I beg you, please, never unfriend her! She has so much to share, and we have so much to learn!