FB lols

[birdistheword]

From a guy I went to HS with:

I have done the worst thing ever. I left out this morning and completely forgot my wedding ring. I usually take it off so I can put gel in my hair. I hate getting my ring dirty and sticky from that gel. Took it off this morning and walked right out without it. The importance of this is extremely high. We have an amazing marriage, and for me to not have my ring makes me feel unattached and naked. A piece of me and a piece of her is missing from me. I promise from this day on, that ring will not come off. Gel or no gel.

Love you, baby. 

Really? This is the worst thing EVER? They have an amazing marriage you guys!

[wambam]

Whaaaaaat?!

I am currently not wearing my wedding ring. At work. *gasp* How will my coworkers ever know that I'm still married!?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I'm picturing a yuppie with douchey-high levels of gelled hair squealing, "Get AWAAAAAY, LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE, I'M MAAAAAAARIEEEEEEED!" at random female coworkers.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

How old is this person that this is THE WORST THING EVER!!!!!

[TrickyBob]

LOL oh my. My husband hasn't worn his band since we got married. Apparently my marriage sucks.

[Booze Raccoon]

It's a cover up.  She's jealous and is going to be pissed when she comes home from work first and sees it on the bathroom counter top.  He's just heading her off at the pass with this story so she'll read it as "My husband loves me so much!"

[tacocat]

That's a very dramatic response to forgetting your ring. Does he know he's still married even when not wearing his ring?

[birdistheword]

He is 27. His wife is some sort of burlesque or go-go dancer with an FB for herself and her alter ego. No, she is not Evee.

[lulu13]

What a weirdo.

[muppetinma]

Sounds like his bitter wife hacked his facebook account.

[sammysweet]

 lol

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[justsam]

Then I must be the worst person on the planet - my rings are too big due to weight loss, so I'm wearing a fake set until I get mine sized (which I probably won't do until I'm done losing weight, so I only have to do it once).

Fake rings must obviously mean my marriage is a fake. My poor "H." 

[bania]

DH lost his ring years ago. Lol. It's annoying but he never wore it anyway.

ETA: Your fb friend is seriously dramatic.  

[Mrs.Rad888]

Nov 7, 2013 12:32:12 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

I'm picturing a yuppie with douchey-high levels of gelled hair squealing, "Get AWAAAAAY, LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE, I'M MAAAAAAARIEEEEEEED!" at random female coworkers.

I'm picturing one of those dudes (?) from yesterday's big scarf thread as the main character here.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

This sounds like something my totally whipped BIL would post.

[mcmel]

I know a couple like this.

She forgot her ring on the counter while getting ready and she was looking upset all day. I asked her what was wrong and she said she was trying to think of a way to break the news to her H.

People be cray.

[jane6672]

If I forget my rings at home, I always text H "I forgot my rings. Means I'm not married to you today!"

[youbetcha]

I am just not into this type of sappy over-devotion. I have friends whose H's are like this, but I find it icky. Too much! We get it! You love your wife. Bleh.

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H once gave me a really sad face while saying it didn't feel right to not wear his ring at work. I laughed at him.

That was probably mean.

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Nov 7, 2013 12:58:12 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

If I forget my rings at home, I always text H "I forgot my rings. Means I'm not married to you today!"

Ha! I've done this too.

[wowhead]

Roflmao. Overreact much?!?! H takes his off to shower and occasionally forgets it. I laugh it him for it.

[ginap]

Well then I guess my H and I haven't been married in a long long time. My rings are too small because I am too fat and I haven't worn them in like 2 years. My H hasn't worn his in that long either.

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It also makes me uncomfortable when people call each other "baby" in public or on Facebook.

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Nov 7, 2013 12:54:59 GMT -5 mcmel said:

I know a couple like this.

She forgot her ring on the counter while getting ready and she was looking upset all day. I asked her what was wrong and she said she was trying to think of a way to break the news to her H.

People be cray.

Break the news to him? That she forgot them for one day? That's scary.

[saucyc]

LMFAO!

[BaliHai]

LOL.

I used to get bummed when we were first engaged if I forgot my ring, because I was 23 and still pretty lame. Now I forget my rings for days at a time and joke with H about not being married those days. Naturally we're doomed.

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Nov 7, 2013 13:10:40 GMT -5 sequins said:

I'm vain and superficial. I remove my wedding necklace when it doesn't go with my outfit

Wedding necklace? Do you wear your rings on a necklace or is this something completely different?

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Nov 7, 2013 13:17:05 GMT -5 sequins said:

Nov 7, 2013 13:16:03 GMT -5 @schmancy said:

Wedding necklace? Do you wear your rings on a necklace or is this something completely different?

I'm a Hindu from India. Women wear a wedding necklace after marriage.

Oh, I see. I didn't know that!