vickylikesfood: Yes! I don't know why, but I seriously find him so hot. I'm a sucker for a bearded man, and he has the best cheeks ever.... wouldn't mind smoochin' on them for a hot minute!
Also, most of you need to put down the crack pipe. I'm pretty sure 90% of the people would agree with most of these choices. That would be like me posting Jensen. Pshaw.
Right?! James Franco is kind of universally fuckable! You and I, however, are really good at this game.
Buscemi for me, too. Michael Caine. Not young Michael Caine (although I'd take him too), I'm talking about current 125 year old Michael Caine. Macauley Culkin. Willem Dafoe. Marilyn Manson circa Mechanical Animals. Forrest Whittaker. Iggy Pop. David Johannsen. Vincent d'Onofrio. Brian Cox. Jason Robards, if he were still alive.
I could keep going, but that's probably horrific enough.
I don't. I find him very pointy-faced and squinty.
However, I'm told that watching Walking Dead will entirely change my mind, and I've only seen 1.5 episodes.
Walking Dead doesn't do it for me with him. Boondock Saints does though.
Speaking of that, the other Boondock Saint was in Dexter this season and he looked terrible. Those two need to go back to their 1999 selves and stay there.
Oh how could I forget about my crush on Ricky Gervais:
Ricky is one of mine, too. I like funny guys, and he's hilarious.
Gordon Ramsay will always be my #1 weird crush.
My latest girl crush is Otep. I can't PIP, but think hard core heavy metal powerhouse with short blonde hair, covered in tattoos, a little on the masculine side. If I were into the ladies, she'd be first on my list. So hot.
I keep looking at the Perlman picture I posted. Mmmmm.
I think I'm shallow though. I can't think of another guy who would be considered out there. Well, I'm either shallow or think I have super good taste and OF COURSE you all agree with me.
Some of you are doing this WRONG. James Franco? A young Val Kilmer? These are not weird crushes, people! James Franco models for Gucci, ffs. He is certifiably attractive.
Gozf, lol at Willem Dafoe. You know, there are people out there that think he is the Devil. Like, the real one.
Lol
Those people would probably think the same of me. I'm pretty sure Willem and I are a match made in heaven.
Years ago, my exH was waiting at the same airport gate as Dafoe. exH reported that Dafoe was standing with his back against the wall, perfectly straight, head down, reading a book on the floor at his feet. And when it was time to turn the page, he'd gracefully bend at the waist and then come back up. He said it was the strangest and most mesmirizing thing he'd ever seen.
He must have really good eyes. Perhaps he IS the devil!
This would be good if you liked him now. But you don't.
Fail. FAIL!!!!!
But I'm embarrassed to tell people that I DID like him. Doesn't that count???!?
No.
I'm not embarrassed that I dig Kirk Cameron in Growing Pains, before I knew he was a crazy, Bible thumping nutter. I'm not embarrassed that I find young Marlon Brando hot.