People are crazy. Seriously after alcohol wipes and Purell, you think they still have poop on them? I sure hope you don't brush your teeth, because everything you live with has poop on it, including the toothbrush that goes in your mouth. HA HA!
Well....in Vegas a few years ago I accidentally dropped my purse in the toilet at the Bellagio (because I was drunk and before any bodily evacuations), and it did that autoflush, but I saved it, but then later on when H was giving me shit about dropping my purse in the toilet I gave him a mint from my purse and waiting until he was all done with it before telling him it had been in my purse and I hoped he enjoyed his toilet mint.
So at least you didn't have to put your glasses in your mouth.