food stamps & disney world....seriously???

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[malibu]

Holy fuck, the Disney images will now be causing me nightmares for a week.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

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She thinks Obama created Sharia Law.

She's technically scamming her deceased husband's employer by continuing to collect his pension after being common law married to my grandfather, but will complain that she doesn't get her teacher's pension.

She offended a waiter in a tiny cafe in Italy by asking for some apple cobbler or pumpkin pie, and then was puzzled that these were not universal dessert options. Did the same thing in Norway.

She doesn't get why all my grandmother's friends won't befriend her, and chalks it up that she's just better at square dancing and they're jealous.

Mars isn't a planet.

[sushi]

I was first loling at the square dancing bit.

Then I got to mars isn't a planet.

What? Please tell me she's explained this to you. Does she accept the other planets? Where a ndt gif when you need one?

Does she think Colbert report is real?

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She's locked herself out of her phone and computer, and would only tell me that she uses the same password for everything so she never forgets it. She forgot it. I had to unscramble shit forever. They were not even remotely close to the same password.

She thinks Olivia is a unique spelling. I couldn't cash a check she wrote out because she spelled it Alyva, and then she argued that my spelling was wrong.

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Jan 2, 2014 13:36:44 GMT -5 sushi said:

I was first loling at the square dancing bit.

Then I got to mars isn't a planet.

What? Please tell me she's explained this to you. Does she accept the other planets? Where a ndt gif when you need one?

Does she think Colbert report is real?

Her grandfather told her that God wouldn't create a red planet.

Yeah. That's it. 

She would think it was real if she saw it.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

[polka]

Jan 2, 2014 13:26:25 GMT -5 malibu said:

Holy fuck, the Disney images will now be causing me nightmares for a week.

Lol me too.

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Oh, and her grandfather also told her that Germans are the most educated and the most intellectual. Of all the people. Ever. I bet you guys can guess where he was from.

Standard global warming hoax bit. She still has to wear slippers at night, and apparently that's how we gauge climate change.

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[Ohhmm(bligo)]

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

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[thejen626]

Jan 2, 2014 13:29:35 GMT -5 @theycalledherkate said:

Jan 2, 2014 13:04:39 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

This thread was worth reading just for this.  LOL.

Is it weird that I was slightly traumatized when I thought it was you? Y'all always look so happy. Didn't you also have a second baby? I haven't seen pics in forever!

Aw you are too sweet!

The second baby girl turned 1 in October, that's her in my profile pic! (Breakfast at Tiffany's party, swoon!) And the older one will be 5 in April!

I would be traumatized if I thought you were getting divorced too

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Jan 2, 2014 13:49:31 GMT -5 Que? said:

Jan 2, 2014 13:45:27 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

TOO FAR, FUCKSTICK. lol.

Sorry

[fryjack2]

Square dancing jealousy killed me.

I'm afraid to ask what your GF sees in her @bettyhomewrecker33

[MixedBerryJam]

Jan 2, 2014 13:38:55 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Jan 2, 2014 13:36:44 GMT -5 sushi said:

I was first loling at the square dancing bit.

Then I got to mars isn't a planet.

What? Please tell me she's explained this to you. Does she accept the other planets? Where a ndt gif when you need one?

Does she think Colbert report is real?

Her grandfather told her that God wouldn't create a red planet.

Yeah. That's it. 

She would think it was real if she saw it.

Thanks a lot, op. My head literally exploded and now my brains are all over the walls. I bet she'll believe THAT!

[missmaddie]

Just when I thought I was going to accomplish something during DS's nap.

Settling in on the couch for this...

[obladi]

Bettyhomewrecker's crazy stories are complemented nicely by the scary disney gifs.

[MixedBerryJam]

Jan 2, 2014 14:05:42 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Jan 2, 2014 14:04:33 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Thanks a lot, op. My head literally exploded and now my brains are all over the walls. I bet she'll believe THAT!

I am really upset. First they de-planetize Pluto, and now Mars???

Fuck,man.

I love me some Neil Degrasse Tyson, but I did not learn Mary Very Easily Makes John Sell Used News Papers for nothing. Pluto is a damn planet, okay. Enough heresy!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

He sells nuts now. Used nuts.

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i am in love with betty's posts, but afraid of the scary disney stuff. so it was fast scroll scroll scroll ... pause.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jan 2, 2014 14:16:33 GMT -5 cville said:

i am in love with betty's posts, but afraid of the scary disney stuff. so it was fast scroll scroll scroll ... pause.

[elleblue]

I was confused at first, thinking this was thejen626 - it seemed so out of character. I'm relieved now to see it's some other poster. 

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Jan 2, 2014 12:06:11 GMT -5 snickers said:

Jan 2, 2014 11:58:48 GMT -5 @mjmksb04 said:

I got put on Walmart's list for doing too many returns without a receipt. I think I couldn't return anything else for a year, unless I had a receipt. The reason I got into that mess was because I did  a baby registry there and when people bought items off of it, the registry didn't remove them, so I ended up with like 5 baby first aid kits, hence the receiptless returns. Fuckers.

They have a list??!?!?!
I do returns without a receipt all the time, but I am a moron and I lose those fucking receipts. I wish they would have a system like target, where they can look it up with your card #.

They do but it's annoying. If you use your card, you have to return to the extract Walmart you bought from and know the day you bought it and have the tag. Then they can look it up. Annoying

[Monica Geller]

@bettyhomewrecker33 's posts made this worth the read! 

[thejen626]

Jan 2, 2014 14:21:33 GMT -5 elleblue said:

I was confused at first, thinking this was thejen626 - it seemed so out of character. I'm relieved now to see it's some other poster. 

Noooo!!