I've done a Boring McWindbag compilation.

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belovedbride07 found the original post.  We owe her everything.

I have to discuss this FB friend.

More Adventures from my FB friend, Boring McWindbag

Boring McWindbag has been targeted by Life once again.

PASTED.  HE'S PASTED OUT.

Boring McWindbag's latest Boring McDrama.

Boring McWindbag does NOT appreciate frivolity.  Or positive...

Boring McWindbag has had a bizzy day.

432 words about nothing.  As usual.

AH HAHAHAHAHA I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE

Questions Boring McWindbag makes me ask.

Boring McWindbag realizes that letsgetweird was right.

Saturday Mornings in the McWindbag House

Boring McWindbag expands her resume by critiquing movies.

Boring McWindbag and the Cantankerous Car

Boring McWindbag has reached new levels of language.

What's that, Jane? You're curious as to Boring's doings?

Boring McWindbag and the VAN, and the WATER, and NOSY HATERS

Boring McWindbag has found a new way to be a tool.

Have you guys heard that Boring McWindbag may be sick?

Boring McWindbag's Car is GOING TO HAPPEN OMGZ

It even takes her forever to dye her hair. I don't get it.

A Whole Bunch Of Boring McWindbag's Shit.

Boring McWindbag. Is a candle in the wind.

BWOOP BWOOP. THE SICKNESS FINALLY DROPPED ANCHOR...

BORING MCWINDBAG IS SICK, DID YOU KNOW???

Boring McWindbag's Bitchings (In Three Parts)

He pasted out again. I'm afraid the wholes may get him.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, B MCW!

HOW DARE YOU, Mr. McWindbag.

Boring has finally explained herself to me.

When she's not a McWindbag, Boring is just...Boring.

Boring McWindbag, you guys. Christ.

Why Boring is negative: sometimes the glass can be TOO full.

Boring McWindbag - Yet to Understand Quality over Quantity

OMG, SHUT UP, BORING. JUST SHUT UP.

Important Thoughts With B McW

STILL SO TIRED, STILL NEEDS TO WORK

WHO. TOLD. BORING. ON. ME.

Boring is actually excited! She's a haver of joy!!

Boring Admits Her Flaws.

Happy Birthday to the woman who has given us SO MUCH

NOBODY LOVES BORING MCWINDBAG.

What happens when no one supports BMcW's business ventures.

Boring McWindbag needs to shit or get off the pot.

Ohhhhhh, Boring.

Also, CHRIST, she found someone to pay for that concert.

This may be my favorite Boring McWindbag post ever ever.

I've found a Boring McWindbag NONenabler.

I am about to really piss all of you off.

Boring is a VISUAL LEARNER.

Boring: How To Inspire The Next Generation of Authors

Boring McWindbag and the HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

McWindbag has POST-CHRISTMAS COMPLAINTS.

Don't smack down 50 Shades in front of an Author.

BORING GROWS TIRED OF THESE HACK WRITERS

I'm going to leave you with B McW Super Bowl wishes.

Boring continues to move towards Professional Authorism.

Boring and Small Town FB Shenanigans CONVERGE

The Boring is contagious.

oh GOD, Boring.

#3437 of things Boring doesn't fully understand.

Boring's hair was the longest it had ever been.

Boring Update - I aim to please

Boring is in an INTERNET FIGHT.

Pretty sure Boring made this SAME EXACT speech last year.

Boring is NOT going to get in to what's going on.

Boring Has Seen The Lightish.

Boring & My Mother Talk About Mr. McWindbag's Downstairs.

HOLY SHIT, BORING MADE BUBBLES.

Oh god. I underestimated Boring. NOW I've broke.

Tomorrow - It's Going Down (the hopes of children, that is).

From 1sty Graders to Professional Readings - Boring Prepares

Boring: MURICA.

Windbaggery in Pictorial Form.

Boring Cleaned Her Kitchen. Here are 288 words about it.

An Epic Poem About Godforsaken Nothing: Boring McWindbag

Too Many Grams & Paps: Fears About Accidental Incest

SCORE. Boring is back on the 'getting a publisher' train.

Happy Father's Day From Boring McWindbag!

Boring Continues To Misunderstand How To NaNoWriMo

Which asshole figured out who Boring McWindbag is?

Boring McWindbag is No Irwin

I've been ignoring Boring because it's Boring, but LOL.

Boring has SHUT HER SHIT DOWN.

Would you like to hear how Boring's 5SOS trip is going?

You'd never know that Boring's been prepping for NaNo forever

We've found what Boring WON'T share on FB. HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Trying to Import Music While Windbagging

Boring is overflowing again, due to misplaced thingers.

Boring McWindbags About Gun Control

IMPORTANT BORING UPDATE

Boring's Husband Has Got Into The Porn.

Boring Seen a Thinger.

Boring Blues Clues has been confirmed.

Boring McBrother has been let out of the pokey.

PERSONAL CARE "AID".  She gave it up all the way. 

Boring is shrinking. No, not her brain.

I was planning on a ML break. But Boring is TOO MUCH.

Boring is DEEP into Thrive. Help me.

I think Boring is doing some self-reflection.

Ohhhhh Boring.

THE McWINDBAG DIVORCE IS HAPPENING - BORINGLY.

Who was asking about Boring McWindbag?

Boring Had Been Lied To All Her Life.

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That sounds really dirty when Why So Wet? says it now.

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It's snowing here and the kid is watching Sesame Street, so I know what I'm doing for the next hour!

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Gold... pure gold

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Jan 27, 2014 10:00:57 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

It's snowing here and the kid is watching Sesame Street, so I know what I'm doing for the next hour!

Hour?  You think pretty highly of your reading speed, don't you?

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Why is her H always sleeping on the living room floor?

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Jan 27, 2014 10:20:37 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Why is her H always sleeping on the living room floor?

He pasts out.

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Jan 27, 2014 10:49:21 GMT -5 @aliciaroset said:

She did NOT capitalize Professional Author. Did. not.

Oh no, that was me!

BUT - I hadn't realized that the hole behind the couch showed up so long ago!

[cville]

My favorite thing ever is that she's a "writer."

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HAHA, BORING!

I CANZ RITE A BOOK ALSO TOO!

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Good lord. This thing is reaching Boring McWindbag status level. How fitting.

[elleblue]

Love it. 

[sparkythelawyer]

I have never figured this out. Who is this person? Why do we read her updates? I am intrigued, but confused :-)

[cuddlyevil]

I LOVE YOU. Today was craptacular at work and this is the best.

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May 18, 2015 16:42:06 GMT -5 sparkythelawyer said:

I have never figured this out. Who is this person? Why do we read her updates? I am intrigued, but confused :-)

1. HS friend
2. That is a STUPID QUESTION, isn't it??

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May 18, 2015 16:43:25 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

I LOVE YOU. Today was craptacular at work and this is the best.

Sometimes when I can't sleep I start re-reading these.  It's both entertaining and exhausting!

[sparkythelawyer]

Thanks!

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here's her book right here. Tales from Boring McWindbag