A fun trip thread for those still awake

janiejones Senior Member Posts: 9,277 Likes: 3,302	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 22:52:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by janiejones on Feb 27, 2014 22:52:43 GMT -5 oh memememememmemememmeemmeme!
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bania Elder Posts: 11,170 Likes: 10,755	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 22:53:31 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bania on Feb 27, 2014 22:53:31 GMT -5 Me!! That sounds hilarious
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Booze Raccoon Senior Member Posts: 6,155 Likes: 4,366	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 22:55:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Booze Raccoon on Feb 27, 2014 22:55:02 GMT -5 LOL! I'll go!
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sugarbear Elder Posts: 11,818 Likes: 8,695	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 22:56:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sugarbear on Feb 27, 2014 22:56:28 GMT -5 I'm heeeeeerre.
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cinderbella Senior Member Posts: 5,105 Likes: 6,668	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 22:56:48 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cinderbella on Feb 27, 2014 22:56:48 GMT -5 Hahaha I love this idea!
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CurlyQ284 Elder Posts: 18,691 Likes: 19,292	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 22:58:32 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CurlyQ284 on Feb 27, 2014 22:58:32 GMT -5 Me! I totally need a shitty vacation!
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cbwm1 Elder Posts: 13,189 Likes: 13,875	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 22:59:08 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cbwm1 on Feb 27, 2014 22:59:08 GMT -5 Me!!
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shostakovich Senior Member Not Harry Potter. Posts: 6,371 Likes: 10,250	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:04:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shostakovich on Feb 27, 2014 23:04:52 GMT -5 Me!
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A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:13:08 GMT -5 via mobile littleduck likes this

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Feb 27, 2014 23:10:30 GMT -5 littleduck said:

Wow bania, you really cleaned up at the wheel today! You know what blighted oasis could really use your help? You guessed it! It's Pripyat, the radioactive wasteland left in the wake of the Chernobyl incident. Don't forget to bring appropriate gear because this place is really setting off our Geiger counters! Sponsored by Mr. Clean, you're sure to leave with at least as much hair as he has.

Valued at an iodine-resistant $7,093!

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OMG! LOL!! I'm dying. Thank you. This is hysterical.

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TrickyBob Elder Posts: 13,407 Likes: 12,096	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:13:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TrickyBob on Feb 27, 2014 23:13:48 GMT -5 lol, this is fantastic.
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polka Senior Member Fortune, courtesy of cville Posts: 9,159 Likes: 13,678	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:16:29 GMT -5 littleduck likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by polka on Feb 27, 2014 23:16:29 GMT -5 Lol hit me baby. To thank you, here are my boobs: ( o ) ( o ) Here are my balls: =3
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janiejones Senior Member Posts: 9,277 Likes: 3,302	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:25:39 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by janiejones on Feb 27, 2014 23:25:39 GMT -5 These are great!
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justcallmekhaleesi Full Member Posts: 1,043 Likes: 504	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:29:07 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by justcallmekhaleesi on Feb 27, 2014 23:29:07 GMT -5 This is hilarious!
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mcmel Senior Member Posts: 6,205 Likes: 8,137	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:29:16 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mcmel on Feb 27, 2014 23:29:16 GMT -5 These are so fantastic!
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Champagne Supernova Senior Member Posts: 5,846 Likes: 7,784	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 27, 2014 23:41:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Champagne Supernova on Feb 27, 2014 23:41:11 GMT -5 Bwahahaah, these are awesome littleduck!
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Post by sonrisa on Feb 27, 2014 23:42:19 GMT -5

please please please! I'll give you a short, real vacation story in exchange :-)

(do you prefer feathers or pleather?)

ETA: OMG these are hilarious. My real one won't hold a candle to them.

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Feb 27, 2014 23:53:03 GMT -5 littleduck said:

You've waited long enough for the magical trip of your dreams shostakovich. Unfortunately you're going to have to wait some more because we are sending you to wait in line at Space Mountain at Disney World... while the ride is completely broken down! That's right, you won't be going anywhere... for a couple of hours, anyway. The angelic sounds of screaming children that barely make the height limit will serenade you as you take in the sights of increasingly neglectful parents who wish they were drunk, and the scent of drooled-on Mickey Mouse ice cream someone dropped on you earlier. Did we mention your phone will be dead?

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LOL! When DH and I went a few years ago, space mountain broke down as we were climbing the first hill. We were stuck almost vertical for like 30 mins before we had to walk off. Haha.

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A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 28, 2014 0:25:22 GMT -5 berbles, littleduck, and 1 more like this

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Post by polka on Feb 28, 2014 0:25:22 GMT -5

Feb 28, 2014 0:19:58 GMT -5 littleduck said:

polka is a lover of lipstick, that's for sure, because she won our beauty showcase today! Well I bet you've always wondered where they come up with those silly makeup names, and we're going to show you. That's right, you're going to the Gathering of the Juggalos somewhere in a field in Iowa! Make sure to bring along your favorite brands, because everyone's going to want to talk to you about their face paint. Drink, bathe, and swim in delicious sticky Faygo and see what a great primer it is!

Valued at $9,833 and some tattooed eyebrows!

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WOT?* Elder Posts: 21,300 Likes: 21,291	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 28, 2014 3:00:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by WOT?* on Feb 28, 2014 3:00:24 GMT -5 Can I slide into tomorrow's post? Pwitty Pweeeeeze? With sugar on top? And whipped cream and a cherry?
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Feb 28, 2014 0:28:34 GMT -5 littleduck said:

Our last contestant for the night (I'll do some more tomorrow for the people I missed

is sonrisa. Her avatar always scares your friendly host of The Price is Right, but as you know, I am a lover of animals (always spay and neuter). What better way to show animals how much you value their lives than shooting rocket launchers at them in nearly uninhabited Cambodia? Oh yes, this extravagant trip has all the ammo you need to pack a memorable punch. Use some refurbished AK-47s from a senseless war to scare the shit out of chickens, cows, and other native wildlife. You'll never look at your dinner the same way again!

Valued at $6,789!

I love it.

Our last big trip was Southern Africa - a fantastic DIY fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants adventure. We were stuck in Nambia an extra night because the border crossing hours had been misprinted in our guidebook. The border town was hosting some sort of Zambia/Namibia/Botswana trade conference and all hotels were full. A kind desk clerk took pity on us and mentioned the only option left - a remote camp down by the river. We bumped along an unmarked dirt road for half an hour arriving at the main house well after dark. They rented us a small wooden shack without plumbing and we went straight to bed. The building locked with a padlock which you attached to the outside when you were out and the inside while you slept.

DH rose early the next morning and wanted to look around. Ever thoughtful, he didn't want to wake me. Ever protective, he put the padlock on the outside as he wandered off. I awoke to find myself needing to pee and locked in a shack with no one in sight or hearing range. I finally climbed over the dresser, pried open a small window and squeezed my way out. After peeing, I found my husband down by the Zambezi river photographing "an interesting rare bird not in any of our field guides."

The rare bird worth imprisoning his wife for? A chicken. Fifty photos of a chicken.

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Post by shostakovich on Feb 28, 2014 8:01:02 GMT -5

Feb 27, 2014 23:53:03 GMT -5 littleduck said:

You've waited long enough for the magical trip of your dreams shostakovich. Unfortunately you're going to have to wait some more because we are sending you to wait in line at Space Mountain at Disney World... while the ride is completely broken down! That's right, you won't be going anywhere... for a couple of hours, anyway. The angelic sounds of screaming children that barely make the height limit will serenade you as you take in the sights of increasingly neglectful parents who wish they were drunk, and the scent of drooled-on Mickey Mouse ice cream someone dropped on you earlier. Did we mention your phone will be dead?

Valued at $300. Oh boy!

Oh man, it's my nightmare come true!! Thanks, Bob!

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Feb 27, 2014 23:45:49 GMT -5 littleduck said:

cbwm1 is such a crunchy lady. Why not get a little more crunchy on a trip to Mauritania, West Africa during the height of their famed locust season! That's right, there will be so many flying locusts that you can't help but crunch down on a few and eat your fill on the way to scenic destinations such as Side of the Road Covered in Locusts, Cliff Sunset Dappled by Locusts, and Water Filled with Floating Locust Corpses. Don't eat on the plane ride over - you'll get stuffed for sure!

Valued at $8,288!

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I legit shuddered multiple times while reading this. The only thing worse would be frogs. lol

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candreco Elder Posts: 10,699 Likes: 9,985	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 28, 2014 8:24:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by candreco on Feb 28, 2014 8:24:29 GMT -5 I could use a break (and the distraction from work today)!
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A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 28, 2014 8:34:38 GMT -5 littleduck likes this

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Feb 27, 2014 23:16:07 GMT -5 littleduck said:

Booze Raccoon - you really know how to melt the audience's heart! Someone as warm as you should have no problem in the coldest city in the world, Yakutsk! We'll set you up with enough wood to keep at least half of your body warm - which half you decide to surrender to frostbite is up to you! Nature's freezer keeps all the local delicious fish nice and icy, and the vendors can recommend impassable ice caves nearby in case you decide to just end it all. But if you'd like that last half of your embittered body to survive, make sure you run from place to place so your eyeballs don't freeze on the way to worship the Ice Santa.

Valued at a cool $4,000!

AWESOME! I love winter, snow and freezing temps to this is especially perfect for me. LMAO!

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bcv513 Senior Member Posts: 7,705 Likes: 10,801	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 28, 2014 8:37:22 GMT -5 littleduck likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bcv513 on Feb 28, 2014 8:37:22 GMT -5 This thread is amazing! littleduck you are hilarious!
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sugarbear Elder Posts: 11,818 Likes: 8,695	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 28, 2014 11:35:43 GMT -5 littleduck likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sugarbear on Feb 28, 2014 11:35:43 GMT -5 That was amazing!
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underwaterrhymes Elder Rainbow Jihadist in the Final Stages of Moral Decay Posts: 37,003 Likes: 73,006	A fun trip thread for those still awake Feb 28, 2014 14:47:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by underwaterrhymes on Feb 28, 2014 14:47:39 GMT -5 I think I missed it. But if not, please. Please give me a shitty vacation.
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