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louloudi87 Full Member Posts: 1,313 Likes: 416	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:11:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by louloudi87 on Feb 28, 2014 21:11:55 GMT -5 Last incoming text was, "yea the zipper." In response to me telling my sister she didn't give me a binky for her kid.
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Feb 28, 2014 21:09:38 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Feb 28, 2014 21:05:31 GMT -5 polka said:

We've done this almost every month since we started meeting at the intersection of Peen and Vageen.

Oh, I know which intersection you're talking about! It's the one that's a block away from Balls Court and Labes Ave.

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luckyval Elder Posts: 13,348 Likes: 16,567	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:15:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by luckyval on Feb 28, 2014 21:15:23 GMT -5 Same answer still applies
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justkly Full Member Posts: 1,916 Likes: 1,187	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:20:59 GMT -5 Stingyshark likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by justkly on Feb 28, 2014 21:20:59 GMT -5 "We need to get my horn fixed. I need to honk at these fuckers sometimes." No explanation needed.
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balletofangels Senior Member Posts: 5,612 Likes: 7,421	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:23:57 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by balletofangels on Feb 28, 2014 21:23:57 GMT -5 "Too bad I rarely fight with my husband" In response to my mom telling me my sister is away for the weekend with her estranged husband probably having make-up sex.
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flex Elder Posts: 19,980 Likes: 22,959	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:24:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flex on Feb 28, 2014 21:24:58 GMT -5 "It takes time. Be patient" to DS#3. He applied for a teller's position at a local bank and he hasn't heard back from them yet.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:25:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 21:25:30 GMT -5 "I just finished 12 Years a Slave and the last 25ish minutes were BRUTAL, that whipping scene was TMTH"
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vicky Elder I'm mrs. Oh my god that Vicky's shameless. Posts: 15,986 Likes: 27,907	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:25:56 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vicky on Feb 28, 2014 21:25:56 GMT -5 Gaga's chef: Hey.
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open24hours Full Member Posts: 1,877 Likes: 1,322	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:32:34 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by open24hours on Feb 28, 2014 21:32:34 GMT -5 Packet pickup is next to Kara's Cupcakes. I couldn't resist.
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joshlyman Senior Member Posts: 5,592 Likes: 5,372	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:32:55 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by joshlyman on Feb 28, 2014 21:32:55 GMT -5 "Grab a bottle of ranch?" Lol
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Kit Senior Member Posts: 9,595 Likes: 4,691	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:54:26 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kit on Feb 28, 2014 21:54:26 GMT -5 "Oh sorry. I was eating pickles and cheese I keep in my desk at work. I am a pregnancy stereotype." Sent from my SPH-L720 using proboards
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Deleted Posts: 0	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 21:59:13 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App ProfessorArtNerd likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 21:59:13 GMT -5 "I'm watching frozen and my kids are asleep". I would only tell my best friend that. AND I GUESS THE INTERNET.
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ProfessorArtNerd Elder Posts: 15,739 Likes: 30,322	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 22:01:19 GMT -5 Jermys, kevin arnold, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ProfessorArtNerd on Feb 28, 2014 22:01:19 GMT -5 Lucy and kev at the father daughter dance. To our friend John, who Lucy ADORES
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DotAndBuzz Elder Posts: 14,578 Likes: 22,530	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 22:13:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DotAndBuzz on Feb 28, 2014 22:13:11 GMT -5 "did you order the pizza?" Sent from me, in the kitchen to H, in his office, because I was too lazy to get off my ass and walk across the house to ask him in person.
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cinderbella Senior Member Posts: 5,105 Likes: 6,668	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 22:31:36 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cinderbella on Feb 28, 2014 22:31:36 GMT -5 "That was. Miserable. Molly crying because her feet hurt and Lucy crying because she's Lucy." Bad trip to the mall.
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Champagne Supernova Senior Member Posts: 5,846 Likes: 7,784	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 22:35:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Champagne Supernova on Feb 28, 2014 22:35:47 GMT -5 "The dolphin felt nice." Sent to my brother because he asked about Discovery Cove.
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hippygirl Junior Member Maybe we're from the same star. Posts: 873 Likes: 437	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 22:40:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hippygirl on Feb 28, 2014 22:40:49 GMT -5 "I worked up the nerve and checked. No crazy ass killers in the house." My house alarm had gone off and it showed that the bedroom window had been opened.
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eb777888 Elder Posts: 38,329 Likes: 41,351	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 22:42:52 GMT -5 Jermys, pinkplasticdoll, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eb777888 on Feb 28, 2014 22:42:52 GMT -5 "Date night tomorrow?" To which H replies "Let me check my cockendar." Aren't we hilarious.
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"Get down! Get down again!"

To my husband because his answer to my asking if I should start dinner sounded like he was respondig in an Arnold voice. The phrase above," get to the choppa" and " it's not a tummah" are his go- to Arnold phrases.

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ProfessorArtNerd Elder Posts: 15,739 Likes: 30,322	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 23:03:50 GMT -5 Jermys, eb777888, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ProfessorArtNerd on Feb 28, 2014 23:03:50 GMT -5 Feb 28, 2014 22:01:20 GMT -5 littleduck said: Me to friend "fuck this snow" Mmmmhmmmmmmmm
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AHappierHour Senior Member One glass of champagne and I smile, two and I grin, but three I'm ever so ready to sin. Posts: 8,893 Likes: 4,514	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 23:04:50 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AHappierHour on Feb 28, 2014 23:04:50 GMT -5 Good. I hope your night gets better. Toy friend fighting with her BF
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Feb 28, 2014 23:03:50 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

Feb 28, 2014 22:01:20 GMT -5 littleduck said:

Me to friend "fuck this snow"

Mmmmhmmmmmmmm

Omg. I think I need a Jon snow trigger warning.

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blackcat Full Member Posts: 2,132 Likes: 948	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 23:13:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blackcat on Feb 28, 2014 23:13:21 GMT -5 "The best quote overheard in my house tonight: 'Damnit Sadie, stop kneading my boob!'"
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AmeliaBedelia Full Member Posts: 1,026 Likes: 376	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 23:16:07 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AmeliaBedelia on Feb 28, 2014 23:16:07 GMT -5 "Oh my god, I've never in my life heard that song played in public." Referring to the song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, lol. My friend heard it in a restaurant and texted me.
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pinkplasticdoll Senior Member Posts: 6,202 Likes: 3,335	Post your last text: Feb 28, 2014 23:59:15 GMT -5 eb777888 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pinkplasticdoll on Feb 28, 2014 23:59:15 GMT -5 "You can bang that out tonight"
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