Monday confessions

[Brie]

I eat the peanut butter ribbons out of DH's chocolate peanut butter ice cream and put it back in the freezer. He doesn't notice.

[Deleted]

I love my Birkenstocks. Loooooove. The foot bed is awesome on my high arches.

[keyslover]

Rather than cleaning my house right now I am eating Sea Salt Caramel Gelato and painting my toes while the kids are napping/resting.

[Deleted]

I'm wearing a Snuggie right now and I'm so tired I wish I had a pillow to rest my head for a minute.

[flygirl22]

I have a mountain of work to do in the next couple of months, but I'm annoyed at work today and I'm not doing any of it.

I could probably get it all done in 2 weeks if I really need to.

I'm irrationally annoyed at one of my coworkers for always having excuses for not getting his work done on time. It rarely effects me, but he is newer and I feel like he should be putting in a lot more effort to make a good impression.

[krystee]

I am sort of obsessed with the Tom/Katie divorce and am reading every single GBCN thread on it (along with the gossip site links within them) to get the juicy details. Normally, I do not really give a flip about celebrity news, but for some reason this one is different. I think I'm dying to see a scientology expose.

[ejpint]

Jul 9, 2012 14:41:37 GMT -5 krystee said:

I am sort of obsessed with the Tom/Katie divorce and am reading every single GBCN thread on it (along with the gossip site links within them) to get the juicy details. Normally, I do not really give a flip about celebrity news, but for some reason this one is different. I think I'm dying to see a scientology expose.

I'm with you. I have an unhealthy obsession.

[Deleted]

Jul 9, 2012 14:45:10 GMT -5 ejpint said:

Jul 9, 2012 14:41:37 GMT -5 krystee said:

I am sort of obsessed with the Tom/Katie divorce and am reading every single GBCN thread on it (along with the gossip site links within them) to get the juicy details. Normally, I do not really give a flip about celebrity news, but for some reason this one is different. I think I'm dying to see a scientology expose.

I'm with you. I have an unhealthy obsession.

Me too. I used to be part of a group that a lot of people think is cult-ish. I am obsessed with finding out how much Scientology is similar to that group. I'm all for exposes of groups that take advantage of people who are looking for self-improvement.

[everafter07]

Jul 9, 2012 14:29:15 GMT -5 Brie said:

I eat the peanut butter ribbons out of DH's chocolate peanut butter ice cream and put it back in the freezer. He doesn't notice.

I do that with DH's Half Baked. He does notice, but doesn't seem to mind.

[iamali]

Swizzle - there are quite a few places you can get porn at for FREE on line! Don't pay for that crap!

[Mrs.Beagle]

Yeah, Swizz, NEVER PAY FOR PORN.

Gah, so Non-MM!

[cjeanette]

I am dying to know what you fought over. lol.

[RitzyHeifer]

Jul 9, 2012 15:12:32 GMT -5 cjeanette said:

I am dying to know what you fought over. lol.

Type of porn to get, probably. I'd list some options but want to keep things safe for work

[egishere]

They are having a piece about Scientology on Rock Center with Brian Williams on Thur night. I want to watch! I guess it's about how hard it is to leave it.

[ijack]

yes swizzle, you definitely win an award. LMAO!!!!

[mrs.spunky]

OMG Swizzle I am dying here.

[Deleted]

Jul 9, 2012 15:26:03 GMT -5 swizzlestx said:

Jul 9, 2012 15:23:39 GMT -5 @champagna said:

I'm in my cube and struggling to fight back giggles. We haven't had a good confessions thread in ages, so this is fun. LOL!

He actually yelled, "you never touch my cock and my fingers are IN YOU!"

Do I win some kind of award for this? lol

I love that once you crossed the line you just kept going. I like you.

[Deleted]

:-(

More! More!

That's what she said.

[mfluder]

Swizzle, I am unable to breathe I am laughing so hard. Please no one walk into my office.

I'm sorry about your fight, but I'm dying over here.

I've tried to have sex twice with my husband, to be turned down because he's sick. THIS NEVER HAPPENS. He feels really bad, and I feel bad for making him feel bad, but jeez, what's a girl to do?*


*Yes, I know I need to by a rabbit.

[cjeanette]

Jul 9, 2012 15:26:03 GMT -5 swizzlestx said:

Jul 9, 2012 15:23:39 GMT -5 @champagna said:

I'm in my cube and struggling to fight back giggles. We haven't had a good confessions thread in ages, so this is fun. LOL!

He actually yelled, "you never touch my cock and my fingers are IN YOU!"

Do I win some kind of award for this? lol

This is awesome.

[hannamarin]

Swizzle, applause to you
My H doesnt do this anymore (maybe I told him or he just realized) but speaking of fingers inside you, why do guys think ramming fingers inside you is cool? If we wanted ramming, we would do the real thing not settle for puny fingers. Is that just me? I am all for fingers "caressing" (i couldnt think of a good word, I hate petting)

[Deleted]

Swiz I don't either but I say it's because I'm too distracted by what he's doing. You can try that excuse. Or at least start out with the obligatory tug.

[Deleted]

So did you guys still get it on after that raging fight?

[ijack]

I frankly find that you have to be in a somewhat awkward position for both of those things going on. Then your hands get all tangled up. It's weird.

[heyrebekah]

OMG Swiz! I love this confession ever so.
:-( :-( :-( :-(

[mfluder]

Jul 9, 2012 15:51:59 GMT -5 @champagna said:

He's so wrong. You're not selfish! Look at what you've contributed to this dreary Monday. You're a giver.

:Y:

[hannamarin]

Jul 9, 2012 15:55:04 GMT -5 ijack said:

I frankly find that you have to be in a somewhat awkward position for both of those things going on. Then your hands get all tangled up. It's weird.

Agreed i usually just let him get his first and then I get mine. Then he shuts up. Although, I think we fight to be second sometimes so we can bask in the afterglow and not have to rush to work on the other person. It isnt work.

[otowngirl]

Sorry about your fight, swizz. Can I offer you a consolation prize?


LOLOL

[ilovelamp]

Jul 9, 2012 15:50:10 GMT -5 @hannamarin said:

Swizzle, applause to you
My H doesnt do this anymore (maybe I told him or he just realized) but speaking of fingers inside you, why do guys think ramming fingers inside you is cool? If we wanted ramming, we would do the real thing not settle for puny fingers. Is that just me? I am all for fingers "caressing" (i couldnt think of a good word, I hate petting)

I must :Y: :Y:

[catsarecute]

Jul 9, 2012 14:41:37 GMT -5 krystee said:

I am sort of obsessed with the Tom/Katie divorce and am reading every single GBCN thread on it (along with the gossip site links within them) to get the juicy details. Normally, I do not really give a flip about celebrity news, but for some reason this one is different. I think I'm dying to see a scientology expose.

Go to youtube and search "BBC Panorama Secrets of Scientology" It is an hour long but worth it. I'm only half way done but it is really interesting.

I've also spent way too many hours reading about Scientology, the people in Scientology, Sea Org, etc.