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[motzie]

H has had two trips away this week. He kept signing off his text messages at night with :* ({})  , to which I was like, ew stop, please don't be crass. He was confused but didn't say anything about the next day. This happened 3 times and I was like seriously, stop sending me that, wtf, I really don't appreciate it.

So when he gets home last night he finally asked why I don't like hugs. Now I was all confused. Turns out, on his phone, it's two little yellow balls hugging, and the emoticon is called "Huge hugs" but when he sends it to me it just looks like genitalia.

[partiallysunny]

::unclutches motzie's hands from her pearls::

I would have taken that invitation, lol. Then he would have been even more confused.

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Lol

[motzie]

Mar 20, 2014 9:24:26 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

::unclutches motzie's hands from her pearls::

I would have taken that invitation, lol. Then he would have been even more confused.

Lol. If we were sexting, that would be one thing. But it was like:

I love you!

I miss you!

kisses!

pussy!

[cuddlyevil]

LOL. Does the mister know you've told us all about it? Because if I ever meet him, I am going to be all giggly.

[partiallysunny]

Mar 20, 2014 9:36:04 GMT -5 motzie said:

Mar 20, 2014 9:24:26 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

::unclutches motzie's hands from her pearls::

I would have taken that invitation, lol. Then he would have been even more confused.

Lol. If we were sexting, that would be one thing. But it was like:

I love you!

I miss you!

kisses!

pussy!

LMAO! I die!

[captainmel]

At least he was sending it to you and not someone like his mom. Or maybe a boss after a loved one died.

You did a nice thing for him in the long run.

[starrieskies]

Mar 20, 2014 9:36:04 GMT -5 motzie said:

Mar 20, 2014 9:24:26 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

::unclutches motzie's hands from her pearls::

I would have taken that invitation, lol. Then he would have been even more confused.

Lol. If we were sexting, that would be one thing. But it was like:

I love you!

I miss you!

kisses!

pussy!

OMG! I'm dying! This is amazing! (and totally something I would do!)

[Muddled]

Lol. It totally looks like a vagina.

[Chirp]

Mar 20, 2014 12:38:27 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Lol. It totally looks like a vagina.

You know whoever coded that emoticon was giggling like a school girl, just knowing that eventually someone was going to have a compatibility issue and get a vagina instead of hugging smiley faces.

[neonpink]

Omg my FSIL's mother sends that to all the kids. Thinking they get the hug. They don't have the heart to tell her it looks like that. It cracks me up though.