Afternoon Slump

[furburger]

I took an early lunch and now I am experiencing an early afternoon slump. Relly regretting not bringing a lunch dessert back to the office with me. Fair trade chocolate from the campus bookstore is not going to cut it. /deardiary

[twatley]

I was all comfy on my sofa and then my husband called to say he couldn't go pick up the boy from daycare, so I have to get out and go get him. I'm too lazy for this shit.

[furburger]

Ugh, rood.

[clairefraser]

Apr 10, 2014 15:45:46 GMT -5 twatley said:

I was all comfy on my sofa and then my husband called to say he couldn't go pick up the boy from daycare, so I have to get out and go get him. I'm too lazy for this shit.

This happens a lot here, it's the worst.

[furburger]

Also Glitter Tits mentioned carrot cake somewhere recently & now it's all I can think about. My lyfe is terrible today. I need all the sugar.

[Glitter Tits]

furburger, was it when I said that I tried to feed my kid cake for breakfast and when she realized it was carrot cake she yelled at me to put it away? Attachment Deleted

[abreasteddevelopment]

I'm trying to study, and I have to parent instead. Kids are so needy, it's kind of rude.

[mrsbutt]

glitter tits Not liking carrot cake makes no sense to me. V has some broken taste buds. I would have been all over carrot cake breakfast.

[mrsbutt]

oops. I tagged someone named glitter. my bad.

[furburger]

Glitter Tits - YES. What the eff is V's problem?

[Glitter Tits]

Apr 10, 2014 16:20:33 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

glitter tits Not liking carrot cake makes no sense to me. V has some broken taste buds. I would have been all over carrot cake breakfast.

Lol! My original SN was grandmamona.

She totally has broken tastebuds. She won't eat like anything. Sometimes I have to bribe her to eat a cookie.

[mrsbutt]

I need to know how to tag Glitter Tits. Is there a special trick?

[Glitter Tits]

Apr 10, 2014 16:16:19 GMT -5 abreasteddevelopment said:

I'm trying to study, and I have to parent instead. Kids are so needy, it's kind of rude.

I just asked my kid why she was so helpless. She was yelling at me to give her a cup and it was right behind her head.

[furburger]

Apr 10, 2014 16:20:56 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

oops. I tagged someone named glitter. my bad.

If you hover over the name of the person you want to tag it will shower you their original screen name. So type the @  then that original name & it will automatically update & tag the right person. Thanks to @ grandmamona (aka Glitter Tits) for that one.

[mrsbutt]

If I was the praying type, I'd totally pray for her taste buds. How does one need bribery for a cookie? A cookie is used for bribes.

[Glitter Tits]

Apr 10, 2014 16:30:01 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

I need to know how to tag Glitter Tits. Is there a special trick?

type at grandmamona, mrsbutt

[Glitter Tits]

Apr 10, 2014 16:30:55 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

If I was the praying type, I'd totally pray for her taste buds. How does one need bribery for a cookie? A cookie is used for bribes.

I KNOW. How am I going to use bribery to parent? This is going to be a problem.

[mrsbutt]

By 2 you mean @ right? I'm hella confused.

[furburger]

Apr 10, 2014 16:30:55 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

If I was the praying type, I'd totally pray for her taste buds. How does one need bribery for a cookie? A cookie is used for bribes.

That's some inception shit.

[Glitter Tits]

I need to change my signature. I don't want to stare at my kid. I see her mug all freaking day long.

[doctordonna]

Carrot cake?

That is not cake. That is vegetables pretending to be cake.

[twatley]

I knew doctordonna would hate carrot cake. You know nothing, DD.

[abreasteddevelopment]

You want a picture of N for your siggy Glitter Tits?

[doctordonna]

Netbattle?

You know I'm always down to netbattle about food.

[mrsbutt]

Carrot cake is so delicious. Especially if it has cream cheese frosting. How much do you hate cream cheese frosting doctordonna?

[doctordonna]

Only slightly less than my hatred of mushrooms.

[furburger]

Carrot cake is like health food or breakfast food to me. Really, it just means I can feel zero guilt for having more dessert later.

[furburger]

Okay. Well mushrooms are just delicious. In fact, I want to go morel hunting this weekend then I'm going to cook them in all the butter.

[mrsbutt]

Mushrooms are one of my favourite foods. Audball, too.

[abreasteddevelopment]

furburger morel season here isn't until around Mother's Day. When the lilacs bloom; it's time for the 'shroom.