Chimps are loose at the zoo in KC

[mrsbutt]

The zoo that we go to fairly often has a chimp outbreak and had to go on lockdown. Can you even imagine? I would need all the cocktails after a lockdown at the zoo!

[furburger]

This sounds like some sort of comedic caper. I imagine very jaunty music playing while the keepers are trying to get the chimps back in their cage.

Even though the chimps are probably being totally a-holes. I prefer my version.

[mrsbutt]

I hope it all ends well and is like some kind of comedy caper. Here's hoping the loose chimp is a total sweetheart.

[nymama]

Chimpanzees can be vicious. Wasn't it a chimpanzee that ripped that woman's face off a few years ago?

[pursemeatballs]

Omg. I didn't hear about the face off.

[EloiseWeenie]

Apr 10, 2014 18:56:22 GMT -5 nymama said:

Chimpanzees can be vicious. Wasn't it a chimpanzee that ripped that woman's face off a few years ago?

[pursemeatballs]

That image took a few seconds to load and I was like please don't be the face. But I kept staring anyway.

[furburger]

Resist the urge to Google pursemeatballs!

[twatley]

Holy shit.

[abreasteddevelopment]

Where is Ron Burgundy and the rest of Channel 6 news team?

[nymama]

Yeah in 2009 a pet chimpanzee attacked his owner. She needed to have a face transplant.

[dearprudence]

I love the idea of animals and imagine them all to be like Disney-fied and friendly. Singing with me, helping me make dresses. But as soon as they get within 3 feet of me I flip out. Even cats. I assume if they get that close they're probably rabid beasts who want to rip my face off. The idea of loose chimps gives me the heebie jeebies. OPPOSABLE THUMBS!

[Glitter Tits]

So last night, obviously I Googled faceplant lady. Yikes. And then on fucking reddit there was a lady that had her face eaten by a bear. But damn, she still looks hot. Must have had much better surgeons than chimp lady.

[nymama]

Apr 11, 2014 19:36:43 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

So last night, obviously I Googled faceplant lady. Yikes. And then on fucking reddit there was a lady that had her face eaten by a bear. But damn, she still looks hot. Must have had much better surgeons than chimp lady.

Yeah. Her face transplant was not exactly super successful.