A riveting post

[EloiseWeenie]

about my dog's poop.

So H walks him in the morning and at night. Apparently he always poops on the sidewalk or someone's driveway. Why?! Then, my H always accidentally smears it while he's picking it up. 

The dog was pooping right before I took Hunter to school. Where did he poop? The effing downspout splash guard, this thing:



I just needed to get that out.

[twatley]

Ew.

[doctordonna]

That is gross and funny at the same time.

[EloiseWeenie]

Why won't he poop in the grass like a normal dog?!

[mrsbutt]

Yucky. Your dog is kind of an asshole.

[EloiseWeenie]

Apr 11, 2014 11:25:47 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

Yucky. Your dog is kind of an asshole.

I know. He's a puppy, so maybe he'll grow out of it?

[nymama]

I would probably prefer to poop on cement over grass too. Putting my butt that close to the grass equals bugs and dirt. I feel like cement would be cleaner.

[nymama]

That is pretty gross though, sorry. I hope puppy outgrows pooping in inconvenient places.

[doctordonna]

Maybe he doesn't like the feeling of grass on his butt?

Peeing over grass can be ticklish.

[abreasteddevelopment]

My shih tzu is like this. She would actually prefer to just take a deuce on my DD's floor, because she is a straight up asshole.

[dearprudence]

It could be worse - I've seen dogs stop in the middle of a crosswalk to do their business. How much fun to hold up traffic and have people watching you while you try to clean up!

[meatywienert]

My dog only poops on sidewalks too. She is too lazy for grass. She poops on the steps of the porch in the winter. I hate her.