"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
And EWWW with the noises. I was in a different stall (not my current employer) years ago where a co-worker was making all kinds of low sighs. It was so ICKY!
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Post by mrsjuleshs on Apr 15, 2014 14:19:25 GMT -5
You work in my office don't you? This is a common occurrence around here. Today, there have been several noisy bathroom users, 3 people on phones (a coworker walks past me on the regular on his bluetooth headed to the bathroom), and I was just told someone was in there throwing up.
sorry, but even if I was losing my lower intestine I would not be making any sounds. I'd bite clean through my lip before doing that in a public stall.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
True BUT the bathroom I poop in at work is one of the biggest bathrooms I have ever seen. It is airport/movie theater size. You can have a pooping friend but be have generous space between you. They also have the stalls separated with cinder block walls. Its basically the best pooping situation possible.
id kill for that. I have like 4 stalls for all of my dept plus HR and another. :/