"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Post by firedancer49 on Apr 16, 2014 13:38:34 GMT -5
I'm so fucking pissed that I have to leave this place in just over an hour for a drs appt. I can't neglect my kid two nights in a row. I think I'm on the hook to cook dinner tonight too. So family, cereal it is.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
ryan just walked in naked and said, "mama, there is something terrible on the bathroom floor." i'm trying to decide how much i care about what is happening in the bathroom
yes!! i'm gonna need you start a paypal account for me!
I'm actually feeling a little invested in what is actually on the bathroom floor. Are you going to share? I don't think I can handle anymore mystery today.
ryan just walked in naked and said, "mama, there is something terrible on the bathroom floor." i'm trying to decide how much i care about what is happening in the bathroom
I am crying.
CRYING.
There have been three most awesome days in my universe.
I'm actually feeling a little invested in what is actually on the bathroom floor. Are you going to share? I don't think I can handle anymore mystery today.
lol. it was a dead ladybug
Awww. I was fascinatingly horrified that he might have been in need of a pants person or something.
ryan just walked in naked and said, "mama, there is something terrible on the bathroom floor." i'm trying to decide how much i care about what is happening in the bathroom
Is it JLM? Is she on your bathroom floor?
Okay, I've been reading this stuff for the past few days and THIS POST is what made me laugh out loud.
ryan just walked in naked and said, "mama, there is something terrible on the bathroom floor." i'm trying to decide how much i care about what is happening in the bathroom