I CAN'T KEEP UP!!!

[MrsAxilla]

With any of it!  New jlm shit going down on ML; we have our own mega thread that I haven't read past page two; ant-vaxx drama; and now a Jewish thing in Ukraine!  I'm over stimulated and need a nap.

[mskitkat]

I would like to thank my body for having the good sense to have my cold go from mildly annoying to can't go to work status today. Work is spared my germs and I have nothing to do but hang around online.

[ajj]

Luckily, it is after April 15th, but I really need to be working still.

[pixy0stix]

The ML stuff you don't need to read all of it. SOSDD, but now with supposed police involvement.

Ukraine is unsubstantiated at this point.

Megan is still a fake doctor.

The makeup thread is making us all spend money.

Now you're all caught up.

[NewOrleans]

Apr 17, 2014 12:52:15 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

With any of it!  New jlm shit going down on ML; we have our own mega thread that I haven't read past page two; ant-vaxx drama; and now a Jewish thing in Ukraine!  I'm over stimulated and need a nap.

New jlm stuff as in New developments today?  If so, please recap.  If not, just say "yesterday's stuff.". I need clarity right now, lol.

[EllieArroway]

No kidding! I'm trying to remove enough personal info from that monster thread so that they won't make me delete it. But at the same time, fun drama is happening! I love that Dr. Megan came back. That's even better than the whole JLM situation IMO.

[EllieArroway]

Apr 17, 2014 13:00:39 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Apr 17, 2014 12:52:15 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

With any of it!  New jlm shit going down on ML; we have our own mega thread that I haven't read past page two; ant-vaxx drama; and now a Jewish thing in Ukraine!  I'm over stimulated and need a nap.

New jlm stuff as in New developments today?  If so, please recap.  If not, just say "yesterday's stuff.". I need clarity right now, lol.

she came in earlier with a new name (outingtheouter) suggesting that everyone should be careful because she has a lot of personal info on them. Basically.

[Velar Fricative]

Apr 17, 2014 13:01:44 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:00:39 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

New jlm stuff as in New developments today?  If so, please recap.  If not, just say "yesterday's stuff.". I need clarity right now, lol.

she came in earlier with a new name (outingtheouter) suggesting that everyone should be careful because she has a lot of personal info on them. Basically.

Holy shit!

[NewOrleans]

Apr 17, 2014 13:01:44 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:00:39 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

New jlm stuff as in New developments today?  If so, please recap.  If not, just say "yesterday's stuff.". I need clarity right now, lol.

she came in earlier with a new name (outingtheouter) suggesting that everyone should be careful because she has a lot of personal info on them. Basically.

So she is threatening to blackmail them?  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[NewOrleans]

Apr 17, 2014 13:03:26 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:00:44 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

No kidding! I'm trying to remove enough personal info from that monster thread so that they won't make me delete it. But at the same time, fun drama is happening! I love that Dr. Megan came back. That's even better than the whole JLM situation IMO.

Wait, "Dr" Megan came back?  Where?

You gif'd her earlier, remember?

[pinkeggs]

Apr 17, 2014 13:03:26 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:00:44 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

No kidding! I'm trying to remove enough personal info from that monster thread so that they won't make me delete it. But at the same time, fun drama is happening! I love that Dr. Megan came back. That's even better than the whole JLM situation IMO.

Wait, "Dr" Megan came back?  Where?

She created a sock puppet! So fun.

[MrsAxilla]

Apr 17, 2014 13:00:44 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

No kidding! I'm trying to remove enough personal info from that monster thread so that they won't make me delete it. But at the same time, fun drama is happening! I love that Dr. Megan came back. That's even better than the whole JLM situation IMO.

You didn't have anything else to do this week, did you? 

[EllieArroway]

Apr 17, 2014 13:11:09 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:00:44 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

No kidding! I'm trying to remove enough personal info from that monster thread so that they won't make me delete it. But at the same time, fun drama is happening! I love that Dr. Megan came back. That's even better than the whole JLM situation IMO.

You didn't have anything else to do this week, did you? 

I went to a job interview yesterday morning! But no, nothing important. lol

[Velar Fricative]

I think we've discussed in the past how major national and international (negative) events occur in mid-April. It can't be a coincidence that GBCN has been imploding this week. But would we call this all positive or negative?

[ChillyMcFreeze]

I have to work today, you guys!!!

[ESF]

Apr 17, 2014 13:06:36 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

This has got to be the most intense week in GBCN history. I haven't felt this way since I binge watched breaking bad.

I have a decent understanding of the "Doctor" Megan business, but I haven't a fucking clue what the ML thing is other than someone named jlm made a fake instagram account.  Maybe I should catch up!

[Deleted]

wait, the police and FBI are getting involved over on ML? holy shit.

[ESF]

Apr 17, 2014 13:45:14 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:43:27 GMT -5 ESF said:

I have a decent understanding of the "Doctor" Megan business, but I haven't a fucking clue what the ML thing is other than someone named jlm made a fake instagram account.  Maybe I should catch up!

This is probably the best synopsis
pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=27&action=display&thread=314701

OK so basically someone named Devin made a million screen names and personas, used real people's photos and stories to build her fake online identities, pretended her dog was sick to get donations from ML posters, and is now blackmailing people by threatening to disclose things if they come after her?

How does nutter soozy and bunballer fit into all this?

[pixy0stix]

Apr 17, 2014 13:51:17 GMT -5 @mrsbecky07 said:

wait, the police and FBI are getting involved over on ML? holy shit.

If my reading comprehension is correct, no. It's being threatened. No one has been contacted yet.

[ESF]

Apr 17, 2014 13:57:34 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Bunballer was "JLM"'s husband. Obviously fake, but ML lore.

Soozy's IP is linked to a poster on SO who was transgendered and was making SWF posts. Their IP is not the same as vaba/JLM/L&L

OK so soozy is probably a troll but not this troll, yes?

[Deleted]

Apr 17, 2014 13:57:34 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Bunballer was "JLM"'s husband. Obviously fake, but ML lore.

Soozy's IP is linked to a poster on SO who was transgendered and was making SWF posts. Their IP is not the same as vaba/JLM/L&L

Soozy just posted very randomly on MMMoms. 

[EllieArroway]

Apr 17, 2014 14:02:08 GMT -5 ESF said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:57:34 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Bunballer was "JLM"'s husband. Obviously fake, but ML lore.

Soozy's IP is linked to a poster on SO who was transgendered and was making SWF posts. Their IP is not the same as vaba/JLM/L&L

OK so soozy is probably a troll but not this troll, yes?

Soozy claims that she wasn't actually thatgothchick, but that she stole the username after thatgothchick deactivated & that's why it IP matches with her.

She never said that until I threw it out there as a possible explanation, though. Before that she just denied everything. Take from that what you will.

eta: Also this soozy/thatgothchick stuff went down months ago on SO. I hadn't realized that it never trickled out to the rest of the boards or I probably wouldn't have brought it up again in that thread. I guess it's all brand new info for everyone who wasn't on SO at the time. Oops!

[redheadbaker]

Apr 17, 2014 14:06:12 GMT -5 @mrsbecky07 said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:57:34 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Bunballer was "JLM"'s husband. Obviously fake, but ML lore.

Soozy's IP is linked to a poster on SO who was transgendered and was making SWF posts. Their IP is not the same as vaba/JLM/L&L

Soozy just posted very randomly on MMMoms. 

And lots of people were responding in the thread, talking ABOUT her but not TO her. It was very funny.

[Knight]

Dammit people I have children to care for! Oh well, Happy Meals for everyone!

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Goddamn it, this week is lively. My poor kid is all kinds of neglected. Here, eat these scrambled eggs, Babycakes - things are happening on the internet!

[FloFTW]

Apr 17, 2014 13:13:35 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

I think we've discussed in the past how major national and international (negative) events occur in mid-April. It can't be a coincidence that GBCN has been imploding this week. But would we call this all positive or negative?

Hitler's birthday is 4/20. Which is also Easter this year. I BET THEY WILL FIND MH370 IN UKRAINE ON 4/20.

[Velar Fricative]

Apr 17, 2014 15:07:28 GMT -5 FloFTW said:

Apr 17, 2014 13:13:35 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

I think we've discussed in the past how major national and international (negative) events occur in mid-April. It can't be a coincidence that GBCN has been imploding this week. But would we call this all positive or negative?

Hitler's birthday is 4/20. Which is also Easter this year. I BET THEY WILL FIND MH370 IN UKRAINE ON 4/20.

YOU SOLVED IT!!!!!!