@lazerus24 I'd like to thank you for this and also request that you keep him around all summer, like when it's really hot and he will have to start taking clothes off.
My girlfriend came over after work with her baby for girls night (ds is at the batting cages with dh) and she walked in and said - your yard guy is cute.
Laz you need some kind of excuse to take a picture of him. I mean nice butt and all but I don't know get your kid to play out there and take pictures. Make him run around him or something.
My lawn guy is not very attractive. This post reminds me of a story though. This was before kids and I had just come home from work and was talking on the phone while stripping my clothes off. Took my shoes and pants off in the bedroom, made my way down the hall while stripping out of my top. By the time I reached the kitchen my bra was off and being distracted by conversation, I just stood in front of our french doors buck ass naked. Next thing I know, I am face to face with lawn guy as he was blowing leaves off my door. I threw my phone, screamed and ran into the next room.
This was over 7 years ago and I STILL have a hard time looking at lawn dude.