Imagine the worst murder scene you've ever seen in a movie.

[gogadgetgo]

Ewww. I'm so sorry

[scribellesam]

Lol! I was picturing that scene in Dexter when the baby is left in the room filled with blood, so this is probably pretty accurate, yes? And also, ewwww.

[shell24]

Thank God I've never had this happen. I couldn't handle it.

[Pilsy]

I don’t like the fact that you’re dealing with a poop murder scene. But I do admire your passion for storytelling.

ETA: Also, yuck!  And sorry.  

[Velar Fricative]

Dammit, I thought the poops were supposed to be turds at that age! I need to unread this and become ignorant again.

[urbancowgirl]

Apr 17, 2014 19:48:55 GMT -5 scribellesam said:

Lol! I was picturing that scene in Dexter when the baby is left in the room filled with blood, so this is probably pretty accurate, yes? And also, ewwww.

That is what I pictured, too!

I'm sorry, OP.  The fact that you sacrificed a pair of pajamas says a lot.

[rootbeerfloat]

Sorry, we lost a few onesies to poopsplosions, too.

[Deleted]

This happened to us recently. I walked in & DS stands up covered in poop & says " so we have a BIG problem, it's poop, what the solution gonna be?

He had pulled his poop out of his diaper & it got everywhere.

So nasty.

[Birdie]

Poor baby! I bet she feels better now though lol

My friend's baby squirted so hard out of her butt in the changing table it hit the wall. Your welcome.

[yellowbrkrd]

Oh no! Hopefully now she'll sleep wonderfully!

[dcn]

Oh gross!!!! I bet she feels better lol.

[djc315]

No. No no no! I am so sorry!

& for you too @savestheday!

This is quite possibly my worst nightmare.    

[bbonanza]

OMG, I would die! I'm so sorry you had to experience that, but I'm also LMAO at picturing the "horrific" scene you walked into!

[MamaMaui24]

I had to wash about 20 stuffed animals (+ pjs, sheets, kid) yesterday in a similar situation.

egishere found this at Walmart. Seems like a good time to post it.

[mcfelix]

OMG. So awful. Will make a good story once you've recovered from the horror!

[savan]

LOL! My BFF had that happen in the car once. Her baby fussed a little but was rear facing so she didn't know what happened until she caught a glimpse in the backseat mirror of her baby finger painting her face with it.

[pinkpinot]

Apr 17, 2014 19:54:45 GMT -5 @this said:

Apr 17, 2014 19:52:50 GMT -5 tulips said:

I'm sorry. How did the poo escape her sleeper? I'm scared now.

We had her in shorts and a onesie because it's hot here.

She's in a sleeper now and can just be warm because JFC.

This is for the shorts and onesie that were lost tonight

[jenn248]

Oh my. Poor kid and poor you.

[MadamePresident]

I think this is going to be a great story to tell when your child is a teen and you want to embarrass them

[pinkpinot]

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
















...just kidding. Nobody wants to see that.

[fortnightlily]

Yeah, we had a 5-foot spray across the wall and bedroom doorframe once around 3 months. He missed the changing table completely. Thankfully it wasn't a lot in quantity, and it all wiped up easily. I deeply fear the day we have to deal with something larger.

[ginkgoleaf]

Lol love your pic of the scene of the incident. I am SO thankful we never had to deal with a blowout that big. Dear lord.

[cricketwife]

That you for making me laugh so hard that I'm crying. I mean, I'm sorry for your horror, but I'm so glad that you turned it into entertainment for the rest of us.

[pinkpinot]

That is amazing.

I have tears.

[geek96]

This wins best thread of the day!

[noodleskooze]

Oh my. I didn't want to know this was a possibility.

[urbancowgirl]

Apr 17, 2014 20:00:31 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

This happened to us recently. I walked in & DS stands up covered in poop & says " so we have a BIG problem, it's poop, what the solution gonna be?

He had pulled his poop out of his diaper & it got everywhere.

So nasty.

Maybe he thought he had pooped popcorn?

[cjeanette]

I guess I did this as a baby TWICE. The second time my mom called my grandma in tears saying she didn't want to be a parent anymore.

CJ- A hot mess see since 1982

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[shellbear09]

Omg wow I'm sorry but that is too funny.

[winecheery]

I'm so sorry but I am also LOLing and feeling some serious schedenfreude right now!

That drawing is killing me. You cannot POSSIBLY be this funny IRL, oh man.

Also, my H was like what's so funny?! and I'm all this girl who has a fat amy avatar just posted this story and I read him your op and he was like, wait, she has fat Amy as her avatar??