Should I worry about the future of my daughter?

[Beener]

When we've been changing Luke's diaper lately, Emmy has been saying, "Luke has a snack in his diaper."

I'm really hoping she's referring to the umbilical cord and not his penis! LOL

I have no idea why she thinks either is a snack. I promise I have not taken cues from BJ Barbie and Emmy has never walked in on us, either!

Hope this made you all laugh as much as it does for me and DH! happy Friday!

[muppetinma]

Wow. Yikes. I'm not sure what she means, but shut that shit down real fast!

[rubber pants]

That's really funny.

[TrudyCampbell]

Apr 18, 2014 7:31:22 GMT -5 ciescalove said:

Could she mean snake? I don't know if that's much better though...

I was thinking this too!

[melmon0417]

LOL! Thanks for the laugh - that is so funny.

[abbypug19]

Hahaha hopefully she's just a comedian.

[unclejesse]

Oh my, lol!

[DesertMoon]

Is she talking about his poop? Poop, penises and umbilical cords are not snacks Emmy!

[Beener]

Apr 18, 2014 7:31:22 GMT -5 ciescalove said:

Could she mean snake? I don't know if that's much better though...

Ahhhh didn't even think of this! I hope so. That would make me feel loads better!



Another funny: she's hated baths lately and so she's been showering with me but she needs to be held in the shower.
Well, I can't hold her yet and since she needs to be bathed, she had to shower with DH. Now DH has not been looking forward to his as he doesn't even let her see him pee (feels weird since she's a girl). I suggested he wear a bathing suit but he decided against it.

So in the shower, she naturally points to his penis and says, "daddy, what's that?" And he says, "that's daddy's weiner." (Really DH? Can't say penis?) and she replies, "that's a big weiner!" DH was flattered but I quickly reminded him that the only other weiner she's ever seen is Luke's!

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Apr 18, 2014 7:45:43 GMT -5 Beener said:

Apr 18, 2014 7:31:22 GMT -5 ciescalove said:

Could she mean snake? I don't know if that's much better though...

Ahhhh didn't even think of this! I hope so. That would make me feel loads better!



Another funny: she's hated baths lately and so she's been showering with me but she needs to be held in the shower.
Well, I can't hold her yet and since she needs to be bathed, she had to shower with DH. Now DH has not been looking forward to his as he doesn't even let her see him pee (feels weird since she's a girl). I suggested he wear a bathing suit but he decided against it.

So in the shower, she naturally points to his penis and says, "daddy, what's that?" And he he says, "that's daddy's weiner." (Really DH? Can't say penis?) and she replies, "that's a big weiner!" DH was flattered but I quickly reminded him that the only other weiner she's ever seen is Luke's!

Omg this is hilarious.  Thank you for sharing, this has made my otherwise boring night : D

[unclejesse]

Omg, Emmy, you are a hoot!!

[sunshineluv]

Apr 18, 2014 7:45:43 GMT -5 Beener said:

Apr 18, 2014 7:31:22 GMT -5 ciescalove said:

Could she mean snake? I don't know if that's much better though...

Ahhhh didn't even think of this! I hope so. That would make me feel loads better!



Another funny: she's hated baths lately and so she's been showering with me but she needs to be held in the shower.
Well, I can't hold her yet and since she needs to be bathed, she had to shower with DH. Now DH has not been looking forward to his as he doesn't even let her see him pee (feels weird since she's a girl). I suggested he wear a bathing suit but he decided against it.

So in the shower, she naturally points to his penis and says, "daddy, what's that?" And he says, "that's daddy's weiner." (Really DH? Can't say penis?) and she replies, "that's a big weiner!" DH was flattered but I quickly reminded him that the only other weiner she's ever seen is Luke's!

Omg this cracked me up!!

[sandj82110]

Apr 18, 2014 7:45:43 GMT -5 Beener said:

Apr 18, 2014 7:31:22 GMT -5 ciescalove said:

Could she mean snake? I don't know if that's much better though...

Ahhhh didn't even think of this! I hope so. That would make me feel loads better!



Another funny: she's hated baths lately and so she's been showering with me but she needs to be held in the shower.
Well, I can't hold her yet and since she needs to be bathed, she had to shower with DH. Now DH has not been looking forward to his as he doesn't even let her see him pee (feels weird since she's a girl). I suggested he wear a bathing suit but he decided against it.

So in the shower, she naturally points to his penis and says, "daddy, what's that?" And he says, "that's daddy's weiner." (Really DH? Can't say penis?) and she replies, "that's a big weiner!" DH was flattered but I quickly reminded him that the only other weiner she's ever seen is Luke's!

Omg that's hilarious! 

We we went through about a 2-3 month period where D refused a bath and loved showers (he liked to stand and play in the water though). Just the last couple of weeks he's been having baths again. For us it's because he loves playing with the running water, I bought a new bath toy that worked for us! I'm hoping in a few months I'll be able to dunk both kids in together! 

[laurensmomma]

Dying at the weiner comment! Too funny.

[charlielove]

LOL They say the funniest stuff. C1 called my nephew's penis a wiggly gina for a looooooong time.

[fusion]

hilarious! J told my husband the other day "My penis getting bigger like daddy's!!!" Penis pride starts so young.

[DaphneStrauss]

Haha, oh my goodness that is too funny.

[carawestt]

Haha that's great! I agree that she probably is saying snake. Lincoln is obsessed with pointing out his and Calvin's peepee (that's how he says penis) and used to ask where mine was.

[TrudyCampbell]

Wiggly gina is now my favorite.

[thedahliharpa]

CH! Emmy!

Also just the word wiener makes me snicker.

D pointed at DH today and said "Naked nudie" and then laughed hysterically.

[laurack]

Apr 18, 2014 7:45:43 GMT -5 Beener said:

Apr 18, 2014 7:31:22 GMT -5 ciescalove said:

Could she mean snake? I don't know if that's much better though...

Ahhhh didn't even think of this! I hope so. That would make me feel loads better!



Another funny: she's hated baths lately and so she's been showering with me but she needs to be held in the shower.
Well, I can't hold her yet and since she needs to be bathed, she had to shower with DH. Now DH has not been looking forward to his as he doesn't even let her see him pee (feels weird since she's a girl). I suggested he wear a bathing suit but he decided against it.

So in the shower, she naturally points to his penis and says, "daddy, what's that?" And he says, "that's daddy's weiner." (Really DH? Can't say penis?) and she replies, "that's a big weiner!" DH was flattered but I quickly reminded him that the only other weiner she's ever seen is Luke's!

legit lol!

[Deleted]

This is too funny!

[shevacc]

I vote for snake too, but this whole thread is hilarious

[Beener]

So update: she came back from my MILs with DH and I mentioned the snake thing. We were both in agreement that it was probably what she meant. We changed Luke's diaper and she said it again and I said, "Luke has a snake in his diaper?" And she said, "ohhh" which is what she always says when we repeat back correctly what she meant. But then she said, "Luke has a snack in his diaper" again and I said, "you mean a snake?" And she said, "no! A snack."

So who knows. It's funny as heck though! I'll try to get it on video for you ladies.

[alicia45]

Hilarious! Kids say the funniest things.

[teamhayes]

I bet she means pee ion poop 

[teamhayes]

Just read relies too funny

[pippilongstocking]

Omg! Too funny!

[blane12]

Omg @beener that is sooo funny!! Both stories are awesome! Lol. I think it's hilarious that she is insistent that it's a snack. What are you teaching that girl? Lol